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ACC Coaches DEATH MATCH - who you got?

Ya Pastner going down first. Like a guppy in a shark tank.
 
This is awesome.

I'm imagining a PPV event with Marv Albert and Billy Packer on the call.
 
Where would [Redacted] have fit in to this contest. Just asking so we can imagine the carnage.

I think he might last a little while because Leonard Hamilton would pick him up and use him to beat other coaches over the head.
 
It seems promising for Buzz Williams that if you type "Buzz Williams" into google, "Buzz Williams bleeding" is literally the 1st suggested search term.
 
King stay the king. Great thread, Say Hey. REALLY hard to go against Buzz in this scenario. Dude was bleeding through his shirt during our game. He has probably been training for this death match by bleeding himself to the brink of unconsciouness to test his body's limitations. Tough call.
 
If I was Buzz Williams one strategy I would employ is to immediately strip fully nude 'cause that dude seems like he'd be really slippery when he was all sweaty and naked. Would prevent a Danny Manning or Leonard Hamilton from getting a good grip on him if they were to try to grapple and take him to the ground. Naked Greasy Buzz would slip right through their arms.

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YOU GOT THIS, COACH! Channel your inner Kareem....

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I would have to go with Buzz and Manning in my final two, with Buzz ultimately winning. Reason being, Buzz would definitely go for the legs and Manning would be tired from stiff arming and punching people all contest. If Manning could pull out a second wind and throw some punches, it all depends on how many hits Buzz can take (also would love to see Buzz go for Manning's knees and take a knee to the face).


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Like, Manning gives off a vibe these days of being ever so slightly hobbled by the ravages of the NBA, but I also wouldn't be totally surprised if he busted out a devastating roundhouse kick in this thing.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
Like, Manning gives off a vibe these days of being ever so slightly hobbled by the ravages of the NBA, but I also wouldn't be totally surprised if he busted out a devastating roundhouse kick in this thing.
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Yes, like the old guy who has a cane in kung fu movies and is the teacher but could secretly kick everyone's ass. In


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Indeed. Danny could be sandbagging. Would I be surprised if it turns out he can execute a standing backflip? Yes. Would I be absolutely shocked? No.
 
I just can't see Danny lasting till the end with his bad knees and poor agility. I could see him making it to the final four though. This would end up being a Brownell/Buzz finale.
 
Also, Manning said his injuries taught him to analyze the game in the NBA. AKA recognize and exploit weaknesses. This would definitely be utilized in his fighting and could be a significant advantage against Buzz's bruiser style


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My take-away from this: Leonard Hamilton is 68 years old.

Damn.
 
Y'all, I have had a shitty day, topped off by my son's AAU team losing by 54 effing points. This thread is exactly what I needed, and I thank you.


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