Would you eat a plate of pubes to save a life?

[Pollster Deac]

If you eat a plate of pubic hair, no one dies. If you refuse to eat the pubes, a random human is selected from somewhere in the world to be immediately murdered. Would you eat the pubes?

Clarifying questions are welcome.

 

[marquee moon]

Not me

As in this op is not me

 

[buckets]

Who's life?

 

[Pollster Deac]

Who's life?

It is a human selected at random from anywhere in the world. Could be a Hungarian 2-year-old. Could be a 48-year-old rice farmer in rural Japan. Could be Corey Haim. Could be your mom.

 

[TownieDeac]

I'd like to think it's the person you're saving

 

[Pollster Deac]

Who's pubes?

A mix from many people.

 

[TownieDeac]

Yeah I mean I guess it's a whole plate

 

[buckets]

Nah

 

[Pollster Deac]

Yeah I mean I guess it's a whole plate

The pubes are SERVED on a plate, but it not a plate full of pubes. It's a clump of pubes about the size of a generous scoop of ice cream, served in the middle of a salad plate.

 

[Pollster Deac]

Nah

You have very little information to have already made the decision to essentially murder someone.

 

[WakeandBake]

Are they seasoned? Can I put bleu cheese dressing on them?

 

[Shorty]

Are they seasoned? Can I put bleu cheese dressing on them?

I noticed you spelled it “bleu” rather than “blue”. That clearly means you’re referring to a higher quality dressing which could be an important consideration.

 

[RJKarl]

Is Pollster Moon? or Harvey Weinstein?

 

[Pollster Deac]

Are they seasoned? Can I put bleu cheese dressing on them?

The pubes have been seasoned by world renowned chef Marcus Samuelsson. He did not use blue cheese.

 

[WakeandBake]

The pubes have been seasoned by world renowned chef Marcus Samuelsson. He did not use blue cheese.

If it is a green curry, then yes.

 

[Pollster Deac]

If it is a green curry, then yes.

You do have the option to dollop 1 tsp of green curry paste into the pube clump.

 

[Kory]

You have very little information to have already made the decision to essentially murder someone.

If I refuse to eat the pubes - I'm not murdering them - I'm just not saving them.

 

[Kory]

Have we considered the fact that your health could be negatively impacted with even a ice-cream scoop of pubes?

Not trying to get a laparotomy.

 

[Pollster Deac]

If I refuse to eat the pubes - I'm not murdering them - I'm just not saving them.

The random person who is killed is brought into the room and killed right in front of you while you watch. So the murdered person believes you are responsible as he/she is being murdered.

 

[Pollster Deac]

Have we considered the fact that your health could be negatively impacted with even a ice-cream scoop of pubes?

Not trying to get a laparotomy.

It is possible that your health could be negatively impacted by eating the pubes. Another person being murdered, on the other hand, is a certainty if you do not eat the pubes.