2020 Democratic Presidential Nominees

[BillBrasky]

Literally how hard could this be?

Around 1700 precincts, assign a district manager to be in charge of collecting the numbers from 25 precincts via call, text, email, or some other messaging. So like 68-70 people. They they plug that info into a already created larger spreadsheet/database at IDP HQ. Once finished send a draft to all the precinct chiefs to review their individual precincts numbers to ensure accuracy, then release the totals.

Send the precinct paperwork in and check against the released numbers the next day, which is what they are apparently doing now that the app/system failed.

Congratulations to me. I’m smarter than the IDP.

 

[Liquid Karma]

The entire state of Iowa is antiquated.

Shithole state.

 

[ChrisL68]

Literally how hard could this be?

Around 1700 precincts, assign a district manager to be in charge of collecting the numbers from 25 precincts via call, text, email, or some other messaging. So like 68-70 people. They they plug that info into a already created larger spreadsheet/database at IDP HQ. Once finished send a draft to all the precinct chiefs to review their individual precincts numbers to ensure accuracy, then release the totals.

Send the precinct paperwork in and check against the released numbers the next day, which is what they are apparently doing now that the app/system failed.

Congratulations to me. I’m smarter than the IDP.

They should have run a redundant manual system.

 

[Newenglanddeac]

To be fair, the person from the IADP tried to get the volunteer’s attention to no avail. And she was clearly dealing with a bunch of other similar calls given the hold times. This fiasco is still the political equivalent of fyre festival but this call also shows how everything was poorly managed from the top to the bottom.

 

[TownieDeac]

Umm...Russia systematically interfered in the 2016 election and the Trump campaign welcomed it. The Republican controlled House (for two years) and Senate explained it away as a nothingburger.

Your point?

Hell yea dude u got his ass, hope impeachment goes just as well

Dems literally can’t do anything right

What an absolute clusterfuck

 

[Brangus]

Shithole state.

Nah, beautiful state, nice people. But they need to go to a modern primary and drop the caucus if the legal means are available to do so.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Fucking A man, we’re destined for 4 more years of trump. Sometimes I just wish we also had a party of toady little lemmings so we could get shit accomplished like the pubs.

 

[Newenglanddeac]

Hell yea dude u got his ass, hope impeachment goes just as well

Dems literally can’t do anything right

What an absolute clusterfuck

Oh ok. Sorry for being a concerned citizen after one country interferes in the 2016 election and then the same candidate who benefited from it, extorts more foreign help to win in 2020.

Next time I’ll just sit back while the room around us burns.

Christ.

 

[TownieDeac]

Now that you’ve ensured election security and Pete has declared victory with 0% of the vote in, I feel safe that our democracy has been protected for one more day.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Big fucking week for the mother fucker in chief democrats start their uroboros out of the gate, state of the union, and his acquittal tomorrow.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Pete Buttigieg would try to Juan Guaido the Iowa caucus, like a CIA rat

 

[Biff Tannen]

In defense of this German TV station, they probably asked the one American who works there to find Iowa on a map.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

when PH was asking if the Bernie Bros would accept the results, I didn't think he was talking about Pete just randomly declaring himself the winner. Sorry to disappoint PH, but I think I need something a little more official.

 

[deaconson]

Somebody wants to give Nicole Wallace some cunnilingus

col anus has never in his life given one thought to someone else's pleasure.

"MOM! meatloaf. NOW! Mom the meatloaf NOW!"

 

[Biff Tannen]

Multple people had to know there was a really good chance this app wasn't going to work.

 

[mako1331]

The Democratic Party:We Could Fuck Up a Wet Dream

 

[Newenglanddeac]

Now that you’ve ensured election security and Pete has declared victory with 0% of the vote in, I feel safe that our democracy has been protected for one more day.

Pete claiming victory is about as counterproductive as you taking potshots at people on the same side as you.

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Once again Bloomberg showing that he has what it takes to get it done, the only one smart enough to skip that stupid state.

 

[Colonel Angus]

How is this outcome even possible from the party made up of the best, brightest, most successful AND accomplished?

 

[ChrisL68]

Pete claiming victory is about as counterproductive as you taking potshots at people on the same side as you.

Or bernie releasing partial internal polling so that his supporters can engage in conspiracy theories if he doesn't win.