Are others aware of what is going on with Presbyterian Football?
They hired a new coach, Kevin Kelly, from the Arkansas HS ranks. Kelly never punts, and when his team scores on the ensuing kick off, they always on-side kick.
Well, Presby opened their season with games against "colleges" named St. Andrews and Fort Lauderdale crushing each 84-43 and 68-3. Had Kelly discovered a secret analytic key to football success? Um... no.
Last Saturday, Presby played their first game against a fellow, FCS school, Campbell. The Campbell/Presby line was Campbell minus 10. The final? Campbell 72 Presby 0. Ouch. Presby went for it on 4th down 9 times and was stuffed on five of them. Campbell led 49-0 at half, and Campbell could've hung 100 on Presby if they hadn't called off the dogs. Unfortunately, Presby doesn't play a FBS school this year. That would've been fun.