jaybone
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Bet money the jersey is officially released at Jay-Z concert at Barclay's on Friday
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NBA is putting together a post game review of flopping. It will likely include fines.
They should implement one of my ideas:
A. In game punishment
1. 1st flop stay on ground, guy you you flopped in front of gets one free kick
2. 2nd flop- punishment #1, plus he gets to pick a teammate to kick you
B. Next game punishment- using proposed post punishment
1. Must play next game in a mini-skirt
2. Second offense must wear mini-skirt and pig tails
They should implement one of my ideas:
A. In game punishment
1. 1st flop stay on ground, guy you you flopped in front of gets one free kick
2. 2nd flop- punishment #1, plus he gets to pick a teammate to kick you
B. Next game punishment- using proposed post punishment
1. Must play next game in a mini-skirt
2. Second offense must wear mini-skirt and pig tails
sailordeac
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Sounds kinda kinky to me. Where have you been lately, rj?
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Damn, new nets stuff looks baller. So jelly.
dartsndeacs
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and cp3 
jaybone
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Just call a foul for flopping. Problem solved. If a flop occurs due to a foul, fine. If the flop preceeds the foul. foul on the flopper. Period.
Strickland33
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So, do you hate Chris Paul, too? He's arguably the league's most prolific flopper.
Not according to the players in the NBA.....he's not even in the Top 15
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1104/nba.biggest.flopper/content.1.html
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1104/nba.biggest.flopper/content.1.html
jaybone
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New Nets cheerleader unis:
The unitard needs KISS face makeup to make it snap.
The unitard needs KISS face makeup to make it snap.
Strickland33
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Not surprising considering CP3 is NBA Bro-bility.
Strickland33
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New Nets cheerleader unis:
The unitard needs KISS face makeup to make it snap.
Also funny given the fact that Barclays Center is ~5 blocks away from the jail.
jaybone
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They are just going to brand the hell out of the country over the next five years. They really are.
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John Wall to miss about 8 weeks
The Wizards must have missed the memo that this is start of a new day for DC sports.
The Wizards must have missed the memo that this is start of a new day for DC sports.
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Less than 30 days until tip-off, will be time for a new thread soon.
Here's a fun story, KG won't talk to Ray Allen anymore.
Here's a fun story, KG won't talk to Ray Allen anymore.
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dartsndeacs
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This is going to go well
""I got a question earlier about whose team this is," Bryant told reporters at the Lakers media day Monday. "I don't want to get into the, 'Well, we share ...' No, it's my team. But I want to make sure that Dwight, when I retire, this is going to be his. I want to teach him everything I possibly know so that when I step away this organization can ride on as if I never left."
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Dwight's going to get really tired of having to say shit like this in response
Howard, a former teammate of Bryant's at the 2008 Olympics, with his happy-go-lucky personality and fun-loving ways, said he is at the point of his career that he is looking forward to falling in line behind the no-nonsense Bryant.
"I'm willing to go through that process, learn from one of the greatest to ever play the game and I think it will be great," Howard said. "I think learning from a guy like Kobe, I know he's going to be tough on me but I expect that and I want him to do that. So, I'll take all the heat that he's going to give me because I know at the end of the day that's going to make me a better player and a better person and it's going to make this team better."
""I got a question earlier about whose team this is," Bryant told reporters at the Lakers media day Monday. "I don't want to get into the, 'Well, we share ...' No, it's my team. But I want to make sure that Dwight, when I retire, this is going to be his. I want to teach him everything I possibly know so that when I step away this organization can ride on as if I never left."
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Dwight's going to get really tired of having to say shit like this in response
Howard, a former teammate of Bryant's at the 2008 Olympics, with his happy-go-lucky personality and fun-loving ways, said he is at the point of his career that he is looking forward to falling in line behind the no-nonsense Bryant.
"I'm willing to go through that process, learn from one of the greatest to ever play the game and I think it will be great," Howard said. "I think learning from a guy like Kobe, I know he's going to be tough on me but I expect that and I want him to do that. So, I'll take all the heat that he's going to give me because I know at the end of the day that's going to make me a better player and a better person and it's going to make this team better."
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I suspect stuff like that is why he wanted to go to Brooklyn over the Lakers initially.