Recent content by Jose Canseco

I think I figured out a way to game the system. All I have to do is submit a separate bracket for all the different possible game outcomes. So, on one bracket I'll have Ohio State beating Oregon, but in the OTHER bracket I'll have Oregon beating Ohio State. Just do that for all the games and...

The other thing is when you think about it, the world is round and so something that is east is also west and something that is west is also east. Like, China is east of my house, but it is also west. And also maybe north or south if you went up or down.

I can't get behind terrorists, but I do like this cat's style. I have the same shoes.

It's weird how the word "tree" is so close to the word "three." It's the same word, only with an "h" in "three." I wonder if they had anything to do with each other when they came up with the words. A 3 though doesn't even look like a tree. A 1 kind of looks like a tree. So does a 7. It...

This whole thing with Carl's Junior and Hardee's being the same thing, but different -- what is that all about? Did they think we wouldn't notice? Stop with the subterfuge. I just want a roast beef sandwich.

It's dumb that windows are made out of glass. Glass can be broken. If we were smart, we would make our windows out of diamonds. Diamonds are see-through and they're the toughest substance on earth, even stronger than steel. You can't break a diamond. They are unbreakable. So if we make our...