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Your volunteered pubes are simply placed in a 50 gallon garbage bag full of other people's pubes. Bindi Irwin and Marcus Samuelsson pour the pubes from the bag into the mixer, from which the final clump is selected for consumption. So perhaps you will end up eating a pube or 2 of your own, but...

Wisk is used to ensure thorough mixing of pubes.

The tank contains over 225 stingrays, each one trained by Bindi Irwin specifically for the purpose of murdering humans.

It is a truly random person. It is not you, because you're the one who has to eat the pubes. The random person is lowered into the stingray tank by Bindi Irwin. The question of who/what is "doing the killing" is left to your own interpretation. You can volunteer your own or someone else's pubes...

Floss is provided, but the floss is just a very long, coarse pubic hair. No beer is provided during the meal. You are given a juice glass of room temperature strawberry milk.

Yes, all of the dish (hairs, seasoning, lice, etc) must be consumed and swallowed before time expires.

69 minutes: 60 minutes to eat them, then you must keep them down for 9 minutes.

It could be a prank and there's no way to legally ratify such an agreement that involves murder. But, Bindi Irwin assures you this is real as she explains the decision you must make. And of course the tank full of stingrays is right there in front of you.

Bindi Irwin

It is possible that your health could be negatively impacted by eating the pubes. Another person being murdered, on the other hand, is a certainty if you do not eat the pubes.

The random person who is killed is brought into the room and killed right in front of you while you watch. So the murdered person believes you are responsible as he/she is being murdered.

You do have the option to dollop 1 tsp of green curry paste into the pube clump.

The pubes have been seasoned by world renowned chef Marcus Samuelsson. He did not use blue cheese.

You have very little information to have already made the decision to essentially murder someone.

The pubes are SERVED on a plate, but it not a plate full of pubes. It's a clump of pubes about the size of a generous scoop of ice cream, served in the middle of a salad plate.