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I have a poop in me that's brewing. Huge problem, because I have meetings tomorrow morning. This one feels like the oven timer is gonna ding after my first cup of caffeine tomorrow morning. Hrm.... Gonna have to get strategic.

Nextdoor is a fucking plague. We should, as a nation, avoid anything that gives old people with too much free time a place to bitch about pointless shit.

Become ungovernable.

Speak of the devil.

poorlydrawnlines with another banger.

Bro, it is high fucking comedy. It's like if Halo had a laugh track.

Soooo.... helldivers 2.is amazing.

Anyone wanna eat lunch at the first Carolina deli today? @IamThunderbolt ?

It's a dick, boss.

In re omg

We're all thinking it, dood. He's a pillar of the community.

100%

Oral argument was interesting, but I think trying to read tea leaves from OA is a perfect example of: "those who live by the crystal ball best learn how to eat glass." There's an opportunity for the Court to address "corruptly." This issue was litigated extensively at the district court level...

I did this at the county fair a few times. Dude, there is 100% no better way to pull bitches meet friendly women..

As they say in France, "My bh do be p clean doe."

It was the number one pick in the trailer park growing up.

Birdman's hands can't get me pregnant, no matter how hard he tries, Son.

No homo.

lol, I'm sure there are. I can think of at least two that could be filled fairly easily.

Bro, the chef's kiss emoji is so ready for it.