CT: To our friends who no longer chance to stroll down the Boulevard of Chat, we hope you are well and welcome you back whenever you are ready

[BarcaDeac]

How are the Egyptian toilets

 

[TimmyClutch]

How are the Egyptian toilets

Probably less shitty than Baltimore traffic

 

[Mt. Olive]

I got my yard work done and booked tee times. Now I start my batchelor week.

 

[mako1331]

Hahaha, farmers markets.

 

[Deacfan2009]

Hahaha, farmers markets.

He says, from the bean stand at MERLEFEST surrounded by people who's entire weekends revolve around hitting up the farmer's market

 

[DeacInVermont]

Slept 10 hours last night after a long day of travel followed by the kid's lacrosse team getting shellacked. Got in a 5-miler this morning and then aerated, seeded, fertilized, and spread topsoil on the front yard mud pit. I'm worn out.

 

[BarcaDeac]

I’m at the playground. It’s about the only thing I’ve done today. But had a mega busy weekend last week so I’m ok with it.

 

[mako1331]

He says, from the bean stand at MERLEFEST surrounded by people who's entire weekends revolve around hitting up the farmer's market

Yes. And I am taking advantage of them financially as well by selling “homemade pintos” and “artisan grilled cheese sandwiches”

 

[BarcaDeac]

Yes. And I am taking advantage of them financially as well by selling “homemade pintos” and “artisan grilled cheese sandwiches”

Are they local pintos? Ashe County cheese?

 

[BarcaDeac]

Shirt on or off?

 

[mako1331]

Shirt on or off?

Stupid health codes.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Stupid health codes.

What’s an apron but a tank top

 

[TimmyClutch]

So the Orioles do this thing where after every home run, some employee sprays the crowd in the outfield with water. It is currently mid 50s, cloudy and wet. I can’t think of another in game shenanigan I’d be as much against as this.

 

[BarcaDeac]

So the Orioles do this thing where after every home run, some employee sprays the crowd in the outfield with water. It is currently mid 50s, cloudy and wet. I can’t think of another in game shenanigan I’d be as much against as this.

Sounds like someone’s not #BaltimoreStrong

 

[BarcaDeac]

 

[Deacfreak07]

Stupid health codes.

At least you don’t need a hairnet.

 

[TimmyClutch]

Sounds like someone’s not #BaltimoreStrong

They play Thank God I’m a Country Boy during the 7th inning stretch, in Baltimore MD. There’s only one county boy in all of Baltimore and he is currently locked in his basement sex dungeon.

 

[Mt. Olive]

At least you don’t need a hairnet.

Well played.

 

[lbE08]

Not born there but spent most of her life there. The county leads the state in teen pregnancy and STI rates.

I imagine the STI rates are on account of the villages, though...
Husband's aunt and uncle live there; his mom is also in FL and visits them every so often. Her stories/take-aways of the visits are pretty funny.

 

[DeaconCav06]

I imagine the STI rates are on account of the villages, though...
Husband's aunt and uncle live there; his mom is also in FL and visits them every so often. Her stories/take-aways of the visits are pretty funny.

It’s a wild place.