ibleedgoldandblack
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Today, I got a stamped envelope addressed to "Occupant." The handwritten letter inside said:
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I am sure you have been told before that your dong bounces incessantly when you jog, causing my wife to whine and cry for hours on end as she watches -- your male neighbors find this very annoying and hesitate to get naked in front of our wives without giving you a chance to rectify the situation, but if we have to, we will --
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My wife is concerned that the neighborhood wives are going to throw themselves over our fence as a treat for me.
She is also concerned that my dong is being threatened by this letter.
Any ideas how to handle this? Anybody ever dealt with anything similar to this?
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I am sure you have been told before that your dong bounces incessantly when you jog, causing my wife to whine and cry for hours on end as she watches -- your male neighbors find this very annoying and hesitate to get naked in front of our wives without giving you a chance to rectify the situation, but if we have to, we will --
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My wife is concerned that the neighborhood wives are going to throw themselves over our fence as a treat for me.
She is also concerned that my dong is being threatened by this letter.
Any ideas how to handle this? Anybody ever dealt with anything similar to this?