Totally Unofficial 2017/18 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[deacvision7]

Oh Marcus... gotta use your left there

 

[deacvision7]

1-0!!! Right on the stroke of HT

Pogba off the bar and Bailly just taps it home.

 

[Screamindemon3]

There it is

 

[OblongPickle]

Well shit, you can tell how much I notice kits.



And gimme dem fantasy points Bailly!

 

[deacvision7]

He's good.

Eric Bailly's first half by numbers v Swansea:
100% tackles won
97% pass accuracy
4 clearances
3 interceptions
1 goal

 

[vadimivich]

Bailly is really good. This Swansea team is also fucking awful. They are going straight down if something major doesn't change.

 

[deacvision7]

Pogba, Matic, and Fellaini

That is a massive midfield 3

 

[harmoniousmonk]

routledge has been a turnover machine

 

[Screamindemon3]

O captain my captain

 

[deacvision7]

Lukaku...Mkhi....Martial....Mkhi.... LUKAKUUUUUUU

2-0!

 

[Screamindemon3]

Mother of god

 

[deacvision7]

Pogba is no good. Crap finish.

3-0!

 

[deacvision7]

Bring on Ander for Pogba. Don't risk a slightly late and tired challenge to pick up a 2nd yellow.

 

[deacvision7]

TONY M!!!! (crap Pogba assist tho)

4-0!



This United side have everything a good football team needs. 21 is coming.

 

[Screamindemon3]

Mother of dragons

 

[vadimivich]

This could be a cricket score. Swansea are fucking awful.

 

[deacvision7]

Simon Stone‏

@sistoney67​

2m2 minutes agoMore
1st time @ManUtd get 4 in successive Prem games since March 2014. Scored 4 seven times in 4 Prem seasons since SAF left. Now twice in 7 days

 

[deacvision7]

After 2 League games:

Lukaku: 3 goals
Mkhitaryan: 4 assists
Pogba: 2 goals, 2 assists
Martial: 2 goals, 1 assist

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

 

[PalmettoDeac19]

United look pretty damn good at the moment.

Robertson's playing well and can put in a nice cross, just wish we could finish

 

[TownieDeac]

Legit could have been four reds in this West Ham-Soton first half. Only Arnautovic sent off.