2024 Wake Baseball Thread: What Did We Do To Deserve This?

[Turd Ferguson]

Can’t wait for his phone to die in the 9th

Vegas dies so wake baseball may live

 

[Deacsfan27]

Maybe Vegas is the pbp and he’s posting here instead of calling the game

 

[Deacfreak07]

Yeah. And we need some more runs. But yeah.

We would love more runs. We don’t need more.

 

[Vegas Jethro]

Can’t wait for his phone to die in the 9th

Brought a portable charger with the intentions of streaming the Canes game. That plan has changed

 

[Deacfreak07]

I’ve often wondered why official Twitter accounts don’t just do this for every game.

 

[Vegas Jethro]

Marek about decapitated the pitchers head. Ball bounces into right field for a single. Pitcher is OK and none the worse.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Brought a portable charger with the intentions of streaming the Canes game. That plan has changed

God damn. Crown his ass.

 

[DeacFromThe919]

Brought a portable charger with the intentions of streaming the Canes game. That plan has changed

Absolutely fucking genius!!!

 

[Bubble Boy]

When we win this natty, we can all point to The Jethro Game when it turned around.

Or we can cuss him in about 30 minutes when he tells us that Falco has given up the lead with a 3 run HR.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Can't wait to read about Cole Roland on the mound. That's gonna be a thing

 

[DeacFromThe919]

Or we can cuss him in about 30 minutes when he tells us that Falco has given up the lead with a 3 run HR.

Bruh!

 

[Vegas Jethro]

Vegas gonna get more likes in one game thread than his whole posting career.

Shhh, I'm trying to pump my numbers!

 

[Deacfreak07]

Or we can cuss him in about 30 minutes when he tells us that Falco has given up the lead with a 3 run HR.

That would be like being upset with Chase Burns for our bullpen. It’s lunacy. Man is the hero we need.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Cole flips his glove, pats his shoulders, grabs his crotch, rotates neck 8 times, andddd just outside for ball 1

 

[DeacFromThe919]

Cole flips his glove, pats his shoulders, grabs his crotch, rotates neck 8 times, andddd just outside for ball 1

I can feel the vibes and electricity through those words

 

[Bubble Boy]

That would be like being upset with Chase Burns for our bullpen. It’s lunacy. Man is the hero we need.

Sometimes the messenger gets shot...

 

[Vegas Jethro]

Telly strikes out. Pitching change for App.
Marek on 1st, 1 out. Nick up

 

[Deacfreak07]

Telly strikes out. Pitching change for App.
Marek on 1st, 1 out. Nick up

Is it time to be concerned about Telly? Feels like this slump is getting long.

 

[Mt. Olive]

Shhh, I'm trying to pump my numbers!

This has to be one of the greatest nights in RSMR history.

 

[DeacDaddy]

Shhh, I'm trying to pump my numbers!

According to your profile to the left, you're somewhere else entirely