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mailchimp has a helluva product

so impressed when a company does one thing really, really well
 
Juice!! Jump on this bandwagon

Do it for Thomas Davis! No one can hate Thomas Davis
 
a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.

Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.

fuck you bitch, i got a fleshlight.

An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.

who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?
 
ThinkingWithMyDeac said:
I have no reason to hate the panthers except this board as well so that's two, must be doing something right
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TWMD trying to jump on the bandwagon.

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Hate us because we love the Panthers unconditionally?
 
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Hate us because we love the Panthers unconditionally?
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I think it's the complex, it's very similar to the Pats us against the world because everyone hates us to the opposite spectrum us against the world because nobody respects or cares about us, two sides of the same coin. I guess I could adopt as my second favorite team like buckets did with the patriots but I don't want to make it hard decision if they meet in the Superbowl. I suppose I'd have to order one of those half and half jerseys like buckets wears.
 
ThinkingWithMyDeac said:
I think it's the complex, it's very similar to the Pats us against the world because everyone hates us to the opposite spectrum us against the world because nobody respects or cares about us, two sides of the same coin. I guess I could adopt as my second favorite team like buckets did with the patriots but I don't want to make it hard decision if they meet in the Superbowl. I suppose I'd have to order one of those half and half jerseys like buckets wears.
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It's a graham Gano/gostkowski combo

Says Ganokowski
 
I don't know if I actually have a second fave nfl team

I kinda hate them all
 
Since when can you not use a laptop on an airplane? Just typing up a word doc & was told to put it up.
 
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