Jameis Winston has crabs! (legs)

[PhDeac]

Perhaps, but it also seems like this kind of negative publicity is what drives institutions to change. Hopefully this will scare other schools into improving their procedures.

You'd think, but it's easier for the institution to just brush off the accuser especially when a male athlete is involved.

 

[Deaconblue]

USA Today http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/04/17/jameis-winston-florida-state-rape-allegation-title-ix/7815023/ says feds are going to look at this investigation with respect to how FSU is implementing title IX. That could get messy for FSU, or it could just result in some agreement to "better follow the rules for title IX." If the Office of Civil Rights gets really unhappy, this could be not good for FSU.

 

[CumberlandDeac]

Jameis was issued a citation for shoplifting crab legs at a Publix : http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Hey FSU, it appears you need to invest in more seafood for your athlete buffets.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Free Seafood University

 

[Milhouse]

lol, what a dumb shit

 

[CHillDeac]

Holy fuck. National Championship and a Heisman trophy and the fucker is out shoplifting crab legs. What a buffoon.

 

[Wrangor]

Jameis was issued a citation for shoplifting crab legs at a Publix : http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

That picture is so good.

 

[CumberlandDeac]

That picture is so good.

All of the credit to @MadeByTim

 

[BillBrasky]

Free Seafood University

Mobile poes

 

[Go]

Fameis Jameis is truly a Time Bandit, the Deadliest Catch has come to F$U and Tallahoochie

 

[Deac on]

According to the police report, the crab legs consented to being stolen.

 

[Lectro]

Free Seafood University

Outstanding (slow clap)

 

[P4nthers11]

I mean, he has to be a complete an utter moron, right? Can this dude even read?

 

[DeaconBrews]

another sound decision made by this doofus

 

[CumberlandDeac]

I thought our boi Numbers had a good take on the incident: http://www.bloggersodear.com/2014/4...-crab-legs-hotsportstake-florida-state-publix

 

[BarcaDeac]

http://deadspin.com/fsu-basketball-player-explains-why-jameis-winston-alleg-1569838996

FSU basketball player saying he had to steal the legs because they're only getting one meal a week this week. seems like crab legs would be down on your list of things to steal if you just need food, any food.

 

[DeaconBrews]

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

Holy fuck. National Championship and a Heisman trophy and the fucker is out shoplifting crab legs. What a buffoon.

Seriously.

 

[w84it]

Let's give the man credit, at least he didn't try and steal lobster - now stealing THAT would have been impressive.