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Lob City - Dunk of the Year

The funny thing is the old folks were all (rightly) creaming themselves over that video of Bill Russell jumping over a guy. But maybe it's because Russell used a finger roll, not a dunk?
 
The funny thing is the old folks were all (rightly) creaming themselves over that video of Bill Russell jumping over a guy. But maybe it's because Russell used a finger roll, not a dunk?

Absolutely. He was also jumping over a white dude. Maybe the old-timers are just upset at black-on-black crime.
 
Is basketball the only sport where this old man argument gets made? You never hear:
-that 90-yard TD run counts the same six points as a goal line dive
-that 500-foot bomb counts the same as a 330-foot pop up
-that 50-foot putt counts the same as a tap-in

Actually, the 50 foot putt that drops is more valuable in the context of the game. It saves a stroke. The drop-to-one-knee fist pump that may follow these days is sadly regrettable. At least it’s still seen as bad form to physically confront your opponent before executing the drop-to-one-knee fist pump. Unless it’s in Ryder Cup competition, of course.

In the context of the baseball game, the 500 foot upper deck shot is no more valuable than the 330 foot flare that just clears the fence. Yes, it’s admirable because it’s a rare accomplishment that demonstrates exceptional athletic skill and great timing, but good form dictates that one should avoid excessive exhuberance while trotting around the bases. After you touch the plate, tip your hat to acknowledge the fan’s applause and make your way back to the dugout. Even then, the next time you’re at bat, you better be ready for something high and tight.
 
Sports are not meant to be enjoyed. Keep your head down and work at the entertainment you are providing by playing a game. The way God intended.
 
Are you for real? Is that post serious?

“You talkin’ to me?”

If so, yes – serious as the proverbial heart attack.

At least upper deck shots are rare. Not everyone can hit the ball that far. But baseball fans still recognize that it’s only one run. Such feats are acknowledged, but are admired in proportion to their context in the game.

NBA fans celebrate a new “dunk of the year” every other day. Any moderately talented player can throw it down. It’s only two points. Pretending it’s something more is just bush league. The NBA’s fascination with the dunk reflects a sensibility and culture that is all about “posterizing” your opponent. Bad form old chap.
 
I see it was already posted, but worth another look:

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In the context of the baseball game, the 500 foot upper deck shot is no more valuable than the 330 foot flare that just clears the fence. Yes, it’s admirable because it’s a rare accomplishment that demonstrates exceptional athletic skill and great timing, but good form dictates that one should avoid excessive exhuberance while trotting around the bases. After you touch the plate, tip your hat to acknowledge the fan’s applause and make your way back to the dugout. Even then, the next time you’re at bat, you better be ready for something high and tight.

Ha.

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Awesome, awesome thread. Tears running down my cheeks and this time, not caused by [Redacted].
 
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