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Official Hoops Coaching Search Thread - Welcome Danny Manning!!!

Damn, we've all been suffering Wake fans for much too long!

The basketball Gods owe us this one!
 
Wellman is all set to introduce Shaka but through some lawyer fuck up Bz didn't really resign but instead signed an extension.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
I'm trying to think of the most #WakeForest possible way for this to end. Maybe it leaks that Shaka accepted our job and is flying in from Richmond for the press conference, but the flight pulls a Malaysia 370 and is never seen or heard from again.
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And at that point VCU's AD tweets "As far as we know, Shaka Smart is still our bball coach."
 
We finally get our man in Shaka only to find out after the ink on the contract dries that he failed to pass 8th grade Social Studies and will have to be held back a year to re-take the class.
 
Signs new contract and decides to buy a new Jeep from a Dodge Jeep Ram dealership in Martinsburg, WV. Famous college basketball player sells him a lemon, and he gets into a horrible crash driving to WS: Pittsnoggled again.
 
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WakeSC said:
He agrees to the job, but Matta gets hired by Detroit. Shaka changes his mind at the last minute and becomes tOSU new head coach.
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THAD MATTA STRIKES AGAIN. It's been a while since he ruined our shit.
 
More like gets the keys to his free car from Flow Auto and the thing explodes.
 
tiltdeac said:
Shaka comes out at the press conference to wild applause. Then he rips off his mission impossible-style realistic mask to reveal that it's actually Russell Turner. Stunned silence. Wellman yells, "SURPRISE!!!!"
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Shaka agrees to coach Wake Forest, but thinks we're in Wake Forest, NC and flies there by mistake. State discovers that he is town, fires Gottfried and hires Shaka for $$$.
 
WakeSC said:
Signs new contract and decides to buy a new Jeep from a Dodge Jeep Ram dealership in Martinsburg, WV. Famous college basketball player sells him a lemon, and he gets into a horrible crash driving to WS.
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Noogle is still selling cars?
 
Stormfury said:
Silence is good right?
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I personally think it is good. No statement from Shaka saying he is committed to VCU for the future so far, which is awesome. Didn't even put out a statement when the Marquette speculation was ramping up and he aws actually reported to be leaving.

Marquette is out of the Shaka stuff. Wake is certainly in the thick of it. He will either stay at VCU or come to Wake. I think he comes to Wake.
 
Daniel Gotera ‏@DTGoteraKHOU 1m
VCU's Shaka Smart has high praise for the new Rice basketball coach: “Rice has made a phenomenal hire in Mike Rhoades." #Owls

Well at least someone has talked to Shaka...
 
wake20 said:
Daniel Gotera ‏@DTGoteraKHOU 1m
VCU's Shaka Smart has high praise for the new Rice basketball coach: “Rice has made a phenomenal hire in Mike Rhoades." #Owls

Well at least someone has talked to Shaka...
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He's alive...progress!
 
Silence at this point is deafening. If he knew he was staying at VCU, wouldn't he say that at least for the sake of his fans who have twitter accounts?
 
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