Squatty Potty (IMPORTANT)

[cookoutdeac]

I mean I've just read stories of people using paint cans/etc to try and prop themselves up on, and then those fell over, and well... it got quite messy. You just need to make sure you have a solid base when shitting, too many things that can go wrong.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

I mean I've just read stories of people using paint cans/etc to try and prop themselves up on, and then those fell over, and well... it got quite messy. You just need to make sure you have a solid base when shitting, too many things that can go wrong.

Very good point. I tried to find and copy my post from a few years ago about my buddy who was trying to squat to drunk deuce on the side of the road and ended up tumbling down a hill in the woods, but I can't find it. Must have been on the other board.

 

[lbE08]

I have had one for about a year. Great results, I would recommend to everyone and I try not to drop tarholes anywhere other than my home-base with the squatty potty.

wait, is this for real?

 

[ResIpsaDeac]

Taking a dump soon....may try new position.....will report back

I wouldn't try this without approved/strong equipment, trying to make an improv squat station could end badly.

Feet on the seat, rockin' the gargoyle look.

 

[Biff Tannen]

ten bucks says someone today is going to try and shit while squatting.

Have you never taken a shit outside?

 

[freakadeac]

 

[freakadeac]

this is the best dirty santa gift i've ever seen

 

[CDeacMan]

The tried and true method worked for me this time, which it has in the past on dozens of occasions

 

[silk]

Western man has evolved to hold a newspaper when "occupied".

 

[RevDeac06]

wait, is this for real?

I'll admit, there is one in my house. That being said, I think it's ridiculous and don't use it.

 

[Deacfreak07]

this is the best dirty santa gift i've ever seen

Yea. Probs gonna get it for the pops this year.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

Do you have to take your pants off to use it? I would think in that position the back of my belt would be all back in my junk.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Do you have to take your pants off to use it? I would think in that position the back of my belt would be all back in my junk.

If I'm pooping at home, I almost always take off my pants and usually my shirt too.

 

[Biff Tannen]

If I'm pooping at home, I almost always take off my pants and usually my shirt too.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Let's me get a wider stance.

 

[dmcheatw]

most the the world uses trough or squat toilets (when they have a toilet at all)... yes squatting is the natural way to defecate. funny thread title.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

If I'm pooping at home, I almost always take off my pants and usually my shirt too.

 

[dmcheatw]

You'll also notice she's doing an eastern/asian squat (heels down on the ground) vs a western squat (usually leaning forward up on the toes). It's important to try and do the former, since the latter is unstable.

in china people squat everywhere. it's the lowest energy stance you can take while remaining on ur feet, and the ground is so nasty and chairs so few...

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Feet on the seat, rockin' the gargoyle look.

This made me spit out coke, lol

 

[bmoneydeac]

I bet WakeGal has one of these. I could see her having some pooping issues.