Which old school dead chick would you most like to smush?

[Deacfreak07]

Wait, what's w/ the joan of arc votes, I thought she was uggo and insane.

And not into doodz.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Yeah. There are a lot of tough ones.

Being Eskimo brothers with Jesus would be pretty tight.

Emily Dickinson just as payback for her shitty poetry. Indihra ghandi, Mother Theresa, and Harriet Tubman are no gos. Pocahontas probably got down. Joan of Arc probably had some serious crazy going on so you know she would be a wild time.

 

[Ben Affleck]

And not into doodz.

Maybe it's a "want what you can't have" type situation since she had devoted her life to god.

She was probs only hot when she was burning at the stake. :rimshot:

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Pocahontas would have that earthy thing going on.

 

[Ben Affleck]

Not hot.

 

[DeacHead]

I would have voted for Theodora, she was a freak.

Her wiki page cites a source with "though she made full use of three orifices, she often found fault with Nature, complaining that Nature had not made the holes in her nipples larger so that she could devise another variety of intercourse there."

 

[TownieDeac]

Cleopatra had some decent tatties

 

[HeltonCreek]

I voted Mary Magdalene because it would be something to be Eskimo brothers with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

 

['Murica]

It take some pretty strong stuff for me to want to sexy time a dead chick.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

It take some pretty strong stuff for me to want to sexy time a dead chick.

Pretty sure you tried to once already.

 

['Murica]

But man, back in the day I'd have definitely let Pocahantas come into my teepee.

 

[TownieDeac]

CLARIFICATION

THEY ARE ALIVE AND IN THEIR PRIME DURING SAID SMUSHING.

 

[Luis Guzman]

Mother Teresa was not always really old. I bet she was hot back in the day. That Catholic guilt thing is something, too.

 

[HeavyPetter]

Pocahontas would have that earthy thing going on.

I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn't inquire too closely into the case of the tenth. The most vicious cowboy has more moral principle than the average Indian.

-Teddy Roosevelt

 

[JDawg]

:nopics:

 

[Luis Guzman]

-Teddy Roosevelt

Clearly you never saw Night at the Museum.

 

[TownieDeac]

Would you hit it if you knew it would cause a huge war?

 

[cville deac]

Think it's gotta be Helen here. Marie Antoinette would be my 2nd choice.

 

[Go]

No Norma Jean?

 

[Manifest Destiny]

Harriet Tubman is getting totally slighted here. This babe could lead you from house to house, through fields and forests, in the middle of the night just fuckin. And nobody would ever find out.