Bro Talk: sweet freedom

I never shared that move with anyone before, its like the only good thing I got in my repitoire.
 
palmab03 said:
bros seriously be slackin on the pitrankings. Gonna have to take your brocards soon if ya don't contribute
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1. ITK (my bottom bitch)
2. AWAR (think i saw a hot pic of her once but she may be married or something)



buckets said:
I thought I had a special connection with itk but maybe shes the boards maneater
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Feeling the same way man. FUCK.
 
You can get some dank ass jerky in Texas. Store made. Makes jack links taste like ass.
 
I had a lucid dream about a barrel of sriracha flavored beef jerky
 
Can someone explain girls who have a stud in their cheek? Has anyone seen this? I think Rebecca Soni, the swimmer, has one.
 
omg rebecca soni is my boo, made the fbook cut...but i just facebook creeped her and dont know what youre talking about
 
palmab03 said:
I gave the template bro, follow up
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These are the current bro talk pit babe rankings. They are prone to changes 24/7/365. The poll is voted on by a number of secret voters and tabulated by a complicated machine that has schematics that include hamsters, a steam engine, and a tape of Howard Cosell's greatest calls on repeat. There is no order to it but if you've made it this far, you've done incredible things. NOT ENTIRELY BASED ON LOOKS, surprisingly. Married women are eliminated from the poll, because nobody likes it when a bro is made a cuckold. THESE ARE YOUR TARGETS BRO, ENGAGE.

ITK
RTQ
Dash
lalark
lbe
Riding
avalon
wffb115
 
whats the skinny on lalark avalon and wffb, need a quick synopsis so I can include them in my next bro ballot
 
avalon likes baseball (good) / the Phillies (bad)
 
wffb likes Alladin so she'd be a strong competitor for my 3rd spot if I had more to go on
 
And all a chick has to do to immediately jump to the top of the rankings is when one posts a picture of their hair or a dress instead of saying "I love that" say "Eh, that's not my style" Insta bro points.
 
avalon - gotten a looks recommendation AND she really knows her baseball. unfortunately, she's a philly fan. the knowledge of america's pasttime trumps that, and puts her in. Howard Cosell says "I was infected with my desire, my resolve, to make it in broadcasting. I knew exactly what I wanted to do, and how."

lalark - awesome person in gboro who is pretty funny. enjoys tailgating and parties with the OSDs. Howard Cosell says "He's out! The winner and new heavyweight champion of the world is Cassius Clay!"

wffb - i have a hunch she is exotic. also when she was interviewed she was perceived to have a boyfriend so she obviously is SMOKIN'. Howard Cosell says "This is Howard Cosell telling it like it is"
 
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Imma leave this here and let you guys figured it out... my friend once had a girl's mom walk in while his finger was in her daughter's butt
 
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