Still a bit groggy, but I'll post my 2 bits:
1. Chael Sonnen getting beat (easily) at his own game has to be the ultimate in humiliation. Now I see he's talking retirement, and that's his best move. He'll make an excellent coach.
2. Roy Nelson might be my favorite pro athlete period. He put away a real bada$$ without breaking a sweat. Wow. Without using his best shot. Watching the replay, he never turned his fist over, but dumped a 237-pound man on his can anyway.
3. The ref who stopped the St Preux-Villante fight on an eye poke should never ref again. Embarrassing. Wanna see a fight-stopping eye poke? See Tim Belcher.
4. Speaking of Belcher, what a joke of an effort he put out. No energy, no defense, just one half-hearted attempt at a TD that I remember. Bisping's not that tough to touch, historically. If Belcher couldn't figure that out, and he's labeled a Top 10 MW, then the MW division is pretty damn thin. Boo Tim!
5. Gaff has to be the dopiest-looking human being I've ever seen. I felt bad for her on sight pre-fight. Then she got beat up by an old woman. Easily. Tough night.
6. No one's ever gonna beat Jon Jones. I honestly believe that - barring a freak injury or something - he could go unbeaten for the next 10 years. And I'd really love to see how Dana White deals with that.
I don't believe I can change the thread title, but if you can prove me wrong I'll happily do it.