For PG I'd pick Great Tits. Tits are great
Those birds appear to be 2-3 times bigger than a great tit. And if you are playing on a court that size I think the larger birds on your squad are going to struggle. Maybe managing lineups isn’t as easy as y’all make it out to be.
At Shooting guard I want a road runner. Unparalleled foot speed to run the break. Remarkable precision form distance, check out this amazing video of a road runner catching a hummingbird:
birdman, what is the LeBron James of the bird world?
None of those birds actually on my team. Please show me any bird, anywhere that can actually pick and dribble a basketball.
Or you could adapt to the modern game and put the Ostrich (twice as fast) at point-center
Peacocks are male, it’s right there in the name, you imbecile. What you talking about is a peahen, they are drabby Brown and super dumb birds. Seriously they are just large brown wild chickens. Good luck with your team.
Or you could follow the fucking rules and see that flightlessness is not allowed. Besides ostriches are fast on the flat but uncoordinated as fuck. Seriously, what the hell is going on here:
I love how birdman and RC are taking this question seriously in ways completely consistent with their posting personalities.
I figured we were ignoring coredeac’s “common standard” since being a member of the class Aves seems good enough. I’ll defer to the expert though.
I love how birdman and RC are taking this question seriously in ways completely consistent with their posting personalities.
Good because I am literally a bird expert.
So maybe you should set the standard for what constitutes a bird instead of some guy who thinks it’s a matter of debate.
And for all of your bird expertise, your starting backcourt would be unable to carry a regulation basketball (based solely on knowledge of weight ratios gained from Monty Python).
Give me a peregrine falcon, great horned owl, golden eagle, Rüppell’s vulture, and a motherfucking Ostrich starting 5. I’ll run them out with a Dodo bird skeleton as the coach, since as I’ve been saying for years, talent > coaching.