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Listen guys, I'm not opposed to trying new things. I'll give this whole sitting thing a good college try next time I need it and report back on my experience/findings.
It depends on the food I ate to cause the shit to be honest. If you have nothing to wipe, whats the point of wiping in the first place?
tilt onto one cheek, the left one if you're a righty
use right hand to position wad of TP at the bottom of shitty crack
wipe shit out
drop into toilet through opening created by tilting to one cheek
repeat if necessary
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yeah i don't think many of the girls are going to jump in on this one, for some reason.
this is really the answer; hovering to wipe just sounds like too much work, what do you do with your laptop?
it's delicately perched on the small piece of counter top between the sink and toilet
Another advantage of wiping whilst sitting, if you stand up, you increase the chances of your smartphone falling into the shit water. If you are still sitting, worst case scenario it bounces off your leg and onto the floor.
Another advantage of wiping whilst sitting, if you stand up, you increase the chances of your smartphone falling into the shit water. If you are still sitting, worst case scenario it bounces off your leg and onto the floor.
How about you stand up and pull one butt cheek to the side, then wipe your ass. Change sides and repeat.
Oh yeah, you sitters can't fully appreciate your work if you cover it up before you even get to take a good look at it.
I've got a pretty deep butt tbh.
This, 'cept I don't know if I could do the change sides thing.
I had to wipe left handed for about a month, that was awful.
How about you stand up and pull one butt cheek to the side, then wipe your ass. Change sides and repeat.
If you stand up you actually think about stuff like this beforehand, so there isn't a chance of you forgetting your smartphone is in your lap in the first place. And there's still plenty of room for it to fall between your legs.
Oh yeah, you sitters can't fully appreciate your work if you cover it up before you even get to take a good look at it.