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Scott "Rufio" Feather
That is all. Nice tan, too.
So no actually legit reason. Got it.
How about because he sucks. Is that legit?
Are you familiar with sports rivalries? No, Gminski didn't hit and run my car without leaving a note, if that's the sort of thing you were looking for. Anyway, fake tan + earings + suspenders is reason enough without factoring in Duke. It all adds up to a very "legit" reason.