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Worst Poster Tournament

Nominations

TexasDeac10 - Is in contact with the Rear Admiral and yet doesn't share the wealth
lbE08 - speaks about her fun bags yet never shares
Oldgoldbeard - Could have made Rat thread epic - instead became epic fail
DeacFreak07 - No comment needed
Hello - single handedly lost the olympics with his rap
 
jhmd2000 said:
I consider being on the opposite side of any issue as 94, Moonz and BBD the most reassuring position to be in. Dogs don't bark at parked cars and the science of the echo chambers where simple-minded people find comfort isn't very hard to decipher.
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Nobody said anything about your wife.


Or your children.
 
Knight said:
At first, I thought I would win it all. Then I took stock of myself and realized that I just don't have what it takes.

On the MD boards, I have a chance. I can drop a few f-gay bombs and maybe talk a bit about how shitty Pho really is and I'm instantly a "dark horse" ready to take all the chips.

Here, posters like RJKarl have put a lifetime of effort into being terrible. I just don't have the experience necessary to compete with that.

Maybe if I really buckled down and talked non-stop about core Libertarian values and eating babies - maybe - I could sit in the same ballpark as some of the greats, but I don't think I'll ever be able to get in there and say, "Yeah, I batted in the same lineup as RJKarl."


Also, I UN-NOMINATE any of the following posters: DeakFreak07, mydeaconmyhand
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This is true. RJ is first ballot HOF bad. Decades of awfulness put in.
 
Lets not be confused, Knight is a terrible terrible poster. Not because of the normal things people attribute to horrible posters, bad opinions, trolling etc... Its that at first he posted like a regular posted but was labeled as being terrible (see boys scout thread, my brother is a fighter pilot) so instead of trying to improve he tried to embrace it and become even worse and play the antagonist card somewhat like Millhouse or Moonz. His problem is, he is terrible at that as well, and in what became a self fellatio of terribleness the circle was complete and he is right back where he started terrible. Probably should have saved that for the actual voting, but to be so terrible that you actual fail at being terrible is quite the accomplishment
 
Despite not posting on this board, BracesDeaconess should receive an honorary seed.
 
ThinkingWithMyDeac said:
Lets not be confused, Knight is a terrible terrible poster. Not because of the normal things people attribute to horrible posters, bad opinions, trolling etc... Its that at first he posted like a regular posted but was labeled as being terrible (see boys scout thread, my brother is a fighter pilot) so instead of trying to improve he tried to embrace it and become even worse and play the antagonist card somewhat like Millhouse or Moonz. His problem is, he is terrible at that as well, and in what became a self fellatio of terribleness the circle was complete and he is right back where he started terrible. Probably should have saved that for the actual voting, but to be so terrible that you actual fail at being terrible is quite the accomplishment
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So you're saying he's his own Human Centipede of terrible posting? His ass is sewn straight into his mouth?
 
So, this is the part of the process where people become so worried about advancing in this silly thing that they start posting even more outrageously -- they do this because then they can comfort themselves in "knowing" that only their intentional exuberance made all others hate them here. Which really just means that they still care what people on the internet think about them, which is just fucking bizarre.
 
jhmd2000 said:
^ Classless AND gutless. You really outdid yourself there.

P.S. To the people who run this place, is this kind of post okay? I'm just curious what is out of bounds, if this isn't?
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He doesn't know your wife. He doesn't know your kids.

He simply said that to get under your skin. It worked. Stop being a crying bitch.
 
This tournament just doesn't feel the same since keeper is died.
 
deacvision7 said:
He doesn't know your wife. He doesn't know your kids.

He simply said that to get under your skin. It worked. Stop being a crying bitch.
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I know how much of a coward he is, my post asks what the boundaries are around here.
 
beyond making lame jokes about people you've never even seen pictures of in an attempt to get a cry baby to cry and then openly wonder where the boundaries are.
 
jhmd2000 said:
^ Classless AND gutless. You really outdid yourself there.

P.S. To the people who run this place, is this kind of post okay? I'm just curious what is out of bounds, if this isn't?
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That's a world class overreaction right there. jhmd2000 is definitely In It To Win It.

Anybody else nominate 20 posters? It's remarkably easy.
 
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