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ChatThreadCXVIII: the more flesh color a carrot is, the more likely it is your finger

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cookoutdeac said:
man i tried to buy some apples once my senior year of college (attempt at being healthy) and the very first one i bit into was all mealy/rotten or something. i've never bought them since.

(insert nope nope nope dinosaur here)
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If you're being serious this is insane.
 
kukout you have 10 days 3 hours and 7 minutes to seal the deal with hops GO GO GO

pumpkin beer!

i love almost famous, GREAT great movie and classic Cameron Crowe. I love all his shit tho, it's so optimistic
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
If you're being serious this is insane.
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dude i can't shake that feeling of biting into a rotten apple, it was horrifying. i actually can't even remember the last time i had something with apple in it, it's probably been like 2-3 years.
 
i think the next song i write will either be about carrots or bad apple experiences.

i could play the carrots one at hops' wedding.
 
dude there's a great cameron crowe website that has his articles that is fascinating google it and then read the jerry maguire diary and the other stuff too... Yes!!!!
 
i hate mealy apples, and i hate bitter carrots. if i HAD to pick carrots or apples, i'd go apples... because they're so versatile. you can go sweet with them, you can go savory. i love a sour granny smith with cheddar cheese, and a honey crisp w/ some peanut butter is delicious. carrots and ranch is one of my favorites. so #middleamerica and yet so satisfying.
 
To give up on apples cause of one bad apple, and it's not even like you bit into a worm or anything, that's just crazy. Plenty of crunchy apples out there- Gala, Johnny Gold, Fuji. Get back in there and give it another shot. Don't give up on apples! You owe it to yourself.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
To give up on apples cause of one bad apple, and it's not even like you bit into a worm or anything, that's just crazy. Plenty of crunchy apples out there- Gala, Johnny Gold, Fuji. Get back in there and give it another shot. Don't give up on apples! You owe it to yourself.
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dude i think it actually was a worm or at least it seemed that way at the time, i didn't look too close because it would have made me even sicker.

they just have a weird texture too, crisp yet still mushy, wish they'd just pick a side.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
To give up on apples cause of one bad apple, and it's not even like you bit into a worm or anything, that's just crazy. Plenty of crunchy apples out there- Gala, Johnny Gold, Fuji. Get back in there and give it another shot. Don't give up on apples! You owe it to yourself.
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Man i wanna give this post a lot of rep i'm thinking of getting it tattooed on my back or maybe RTQ can give me ideas of where, especially the bolded part.
 
i played video games with a chick with a tattoo in the same place where rtq's is and now she wants to go out and to a strip club when i get back

this is a trap
 
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