The alternative ending to this thread, which I suggested and would have went for if dv7 went the route of not just wanting to call it a tie, was to just have us be friendly about it and make it hilarious, where we turn it into a law and order episode where we start off both questioning sd3 about his rulings as if we were in a court setting, I establish reasonable doubt, and then since I can't post dv7's peen, would have created ms paint replicas, all while referring to past peen pics that he has seen as exhibit A, B, etc.
I literally would have probably sucked it up and just paid him if not for say .2-3 inches somewhere, after running all the volume/surface area calcs, it was that close, him wanting to press down to the bone was a big mistake as it turns out I'm much fatter and ya can't really get down in there with a tape measure. I came home tonight thinking I was gonna lose then was like lol wat? Eat less, fatty.
dv7 graciously didn't back up his last post with video type evidence, as he more than possibly coulda won, but woulda had to involve 10 people to do it fairly. Unless he was cheating this whole time with a battery back there...... but I think we both realized the dimensions being posted pretty much were down to a margin of error of 1/16th.