does your dad tell teenage girls how much he likes their eyes?
I had my 80 year old neighbor, whose our apartment manager decide to come into my apartment to tell me the plumber was here to fix my sink last Monday. I was in the shower at the time. She decided to open the bathroom door to tell me. Any normal person would have heard the shower running and knocked on the door again in 5-10 minutes.
Later that night when I told her how ridiculous that was she said "don't worry, I didn't see much" my response was "wait, what did you see?"
"Oh, I didn't see much, just the silhouette, but what I saw looked very very nice"
This weekend, while laying by the pool she felt the need to remind me about how she felt about the silhouette she saw.
When I moved into this apartment and she showed me and my roommate at the time our place, she pointed out the mirrors on the closet doors and said "and mirrors, nice, eh? eh?"
She's been accused of sexually harrassing an indian couple who was looking to move into my old apartment
She's groped my ex-girlfriends breasts on more than one occassion, and harrassed everyone whose lived in our complex ( my place closely resembles the Melrose Place complex)
She'll come up to you while out by the pool and rub your stomach, at which point I had to tell her "Doris, you can look but not touch" She did this a few weeks ago, it was not the first time I've asked her not to touch me.
We have a doctor in our complex and she'll ask him to see if she's alright and lift her shirt as if he had a stethoscope right in front of everyone.
She got wasted 2 months back and ran her car into the concrete and wood fence between us and the property next to us. She tried to get unstuck so put it in reverse it floored it. After 10 seconds she got unstuck then slammed into our apartment complex. It was 11AM on a Saturday.
The point of all this? Old people are frickin crazy and this post is but a 3 on the list of crazy ass shit that old people say. Most of the rest of us think just as crazy of things, enough old people just say whatever it is they think.