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Chat Thread: 10s: HOF, 20s: kid kungfu sphincter paralysis, 50: Chick-fill-A-hole

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TownieDeac said:
Ok but to be fair to Charlie when he took over he had to deal with a massive PR nightmare. Buncha kids getting fucked up at his factory and the previous owner had slaves.
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Generally you won’t win back the public confidence by cutting quality across the board. I actually still like the banana laffy taffy but clearly there have been cutbacks in the joke department.
 
Tootsie Rolls may be the only instance where I prefer vanilla to chocolate for a foodstuff

grabbed a blue Tootsie Roll at the airport on Halloween but it was raspberry not vanilla which was a real boner killer
 
TownieDeac said:
Ok but to be fair to Charlie when he took over he had to deal with a massive PR nightmare. Buncha kids getting fucked up at his factory and the previous owner had slaves.
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Um, he totally bettered those Oompa Loompa's lives by bringing them over. Do you have any idea what the living conditions were like in Loompaland? Snozzwangers and Wangdoodles all over the place. He civilized those ungrateful people. Next thing you know their ancestors will be asking for reparations. Everyone wants a golden ticket; nobody wants to work to succeed.
 
DistrictDeacon said:
It's true. If DeacATS hadn't been training to lift 315+ pounds, he might have torn three of his labrums instead of just two.
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One large tear in my left.
Two smaller tears in my right.

The recovery on the right was far worse.

The injuries occurred because I was stupid.
 
mako1331 said:
Um, he totally bettered those Oompa Loompa's lives by bringing them over. Do you have any idea what the living conditions were like in Loompaland? Snozzwangers and Wangdoodles all over the place. He civilized those ungrateful people. Next thing you know their ancestors will be asking for reparations. Everyone wants a golden ticket; nobody wants to work to succeed.
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even tiny boots have straps
 
I actually read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my 5 year old a couple of months ago.

Wonka and the Oompa Loompas were incredibly mean. It's funny to read in 2019.
 
I believe Wu Tang is actually lesser than the sum of their parts
 
TownieDeac said:
getting down to the shitty leftover halloween candy now
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I feel better that I'm not the only one with a bucket still sitting next to me. Not that you said you have an actual bucket, but I'm just going to pretend you did.

MY bucket consists of all of the things I stole from the kids that they wouldn't appreciate (and that don't go in the freezer).

I've been eating a lot of Mini Chewy Sweetarts, Twizzlers, Gobstoppers, Bottle Caps, etc...
 
How many songs can I listen to before it gets old? 3 deep atm and not slowing down.

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my ad blocker says it has blocked almost 650,000 ads since I installed it on my browser

kinda nuts, if true
 
No, but booked the travel.

LA for four days (two west two east) and seeing Dead and Co at the forum

Then joshua tree for two days and Palm Springs for three days
 
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