Chat Thread: 10s: HOF, 20s: kid kungfu sphincter paralysis, 50: Chick-fill-A-hole

[TownieDeac]

getting down to the shitty leftover halloween candy now

 

[ImTheCaptain]

tootsie rolls all the way down

 

[TownieDeac]

as if i, an adult man, am going to eat everlasting gobstoppers

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/want-to-live-longer-and-better-strength-train

I do a ton of strength training, so I should be good

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

there is a lone box of Nerds in the office kitchen right now

hadn't thought about Nerds in years

 

[Biff Tannen]

Charleston Chew

 

[Strickland33]

It's true. If DeacATS hadn't been training to lift 315+ pounds, he might have torn three of his labrums instead of just two.

We have four, so it's certainly possible.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

as if i, an adult man, am going to eat everlasting gobstoppers

i feel like smarties were underrepresented in my daughter's haul this year

 

[06deacon]

as if i, an adult man, am going to eat everlasting gobstoppers

I used to love these as a kid. They went through like 3 color changes before getting to the center. Now they’re much smaller and are like one maybe two color before getting to the center. Everlasting my ass. Wonka would be spinning in his grave if he saw how Charlie ran this place into the ground.

 

[mako1331]

I just found a bit ‘o honey in my kid’s basket. Strong front runner for shittiest candy ever.

 

[BarcaDeac]

I just found a bit ‘o honey in my kid’s basket. Strong front runner for shittiest candy ever.

what about those hard candies that have a wrapper that looks like a strawberry or the generic peanut butter taffy things with black and orange wrappers?

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

black licorice is the worst

 

[BarcaDeac]

black licorice is the worst

true. and necco wafers.

 

[06deacon]

Blow Pop is sneakily a shitty candy. It’s way worse than the sum of its components.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Milhouse, if you occasionally did some cardio, you might have the stamina to extend your snark past 7 or 8 words a post.

or maybe end up with butt surgery

 

[BarcaDeac]

Blow Pop is sneakily a shitty candy. It’s way worse than the sum of its components.

I despise the flavor of regular bubble gum

 

[dartsndeacs]

tootsie rolls all the way down

you save the best for last?

 

[TownieDeac]

I used to love these as a kid. They went through like 3 color changes before getting to the center. Now they’re much smaller and are like one maybe two color before getting to the center. Everlasting my ass. Wonka would be spinning in his grave if he saw how Charlie ran this place into the ground.

Ok but to be fair to Charlie when he took over he had to deal with a massive PR nightmare. Buncha kids getting fucked up at his factory and the previous owner had slaves.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

you save the best for last?

please tell me this a class Plama Troll™

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Ok but to be fair to Charlie when he took over he had to deal with a massive PR nightmare. Buncha kids getting fucked up at his factory and the previous owner had slaves.

i mean, they did sign the waiver