TownieDeac
words are futile devices
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getting down to the shitty leftover halloween candy now
It's true. If DeacATS hadn't been training to lift 315+ pounds, he might have torn three of his labrums instead of just two.
as if i, an adult man, am going to eat everlasting gobstoppers
as if i, an adult man, am going to eat everlasting gobstoppers
I just found a bit ‘o honey in my kid’s basket. Strong front runner for shittiest candy ever.
black licorice is the worst
Milhouse, if you occasionally did some cardio, you might have the stamina to extend your snark past 7 or 8 words a post.
Blow Pop is sneakily a shitty candy. It’s way worse than the sum of its components.
tootsie rolls all the way down
I used to love these as a kid. They went through like 3 color changes before getting to the center. Now they’re much smaller and are like one maybe two color before getting to the center. Everlasting my ass. Wonka would be spinning in his grave if he saw how Charlie ran this place into the ground.
you save the best for last?
Ok but to be fair to Charlie when he took over he had to deal with a massive PR nightmare. Buncha kids getting fucked up at his factory and the previous owner had slaves.