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Lol “testing” wtf do you think you’re testing? It’s going to taste like a grape or blueberry you thief.
 
so are you purchasing the packs of berries you pick at or not? around here they're all sold in clamshells. the grapes I guess you can reach in the bag, which is still odd if you're not putting it in your cart.
 
Hmm my experienced palate detects a hint of increased bitterness in this particular blueberry, therefore I will not purchase this 4.99/lb package I opened, nor any of these other hundred boxes of Chilean blueberries in the display.
 
What’s the sample size, 1 berry? You’re going to extrapolate to the whole display of grapes based on that one grape you “tested”?
 
What's the decision tree like here ?

Grapes and Berries: must sample

Everything else: do not sample
 
Runs up $500 bar tab, steals a berry. Flees scene on public bus and thanks bus driver.
 
BarcaDeac said:
so are you purchasing the packs of berries you pick at or not? around here they're all sold in clamshells. the grapes I guess you can reach in the bag, which is still odd if you're not putting it in your cart.
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the purpose is to buy some or why waste the time?

BTW, I don't open closed packages.
 
So if a blueberry box happens to be open when you walk past you help yourself, but just keep moving if they’re all closed?
 
I always sample a raw chicken wing before I commit to the entire package. If I have time I’ll dip in some Franks Red Hot first.

I will admit to sampling a strawberry at a you pick them place before the kids filled up buckets with 10 lbs.
 
RJKarl said:
That's a hanging curve...

I wonder if the number of grapes or blueberries I've tested in grocery stores equal the amount I've paid extra for plastic bags on fruit or paper weighed in with cold cuts or meat at delis.
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A hanging curve?? His daughter is two fucking years old you weirdo.
 
RJKarl said:
That's a hanging curve...

I wonder if the number of grapes or blueberries I've tested in grocery stores equal the amount I've paid extra for plastic bags on fruit or paper weighed in with cold cuts or meat at delis.
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...you do know that they tare the scale with whatever container they use, right? you are not paying for the weight of the plastic bags.
 
Average cost of a pound of grapes, 3 dollars. Average number of grapes per a pound, 80. Cost per a grape, 3.75 cents. We will be scientific and factor in stem weight and subtract .75, for an even 3 cents a grape. Need at least a sample size of 5 grapes per a pound to extrapolate quality. Due to boycotts of a certain manufacture it’s clear RJ makes his own grape juice and that’s why he requires the highest purity grapes. Number of pounds of grapes in 64oz of juice, 8. Averages approximately a bottle a week. So we have 3 cents, times 5 grapes, times 8 pounds, times 52 weeks, and we have RJ stealing, sorry I meant testing, approximately 62 dollars worth of grapes a year.
 
If you talk to the people who know me best here, you'll hear my most desired present is a weekend of poker with the anti-RJ posters (stugotz ain't one of the them). So easy...
 
Louis Gossett Jr said:
Average cost of a pound of grapes, 3 dollars. Average number of grapes per a pound, 80. Cost per a grape, 3.75 cents. We will be scientific and factor in stem weight and subtract .75, for an even 3 cents a grape. Need at least a sample size of 5 grapes per a pound to extrapolate quality. Due to boycotts of a certain manufacture it’s clear RJ makes his own grape juice and that’s why he requires the highest purity grapes. Number of pounds of grapes in 64oz of juice, 8. Averages approximately a bottle a week. So we have 3 cents, times 5 grapes, times 8 pounds, times 52 weeks, and we have RJ stealing, sorry I meant testing, approximately 62 dollars worth of grapes a year.
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Who eats five grapes?
 
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