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TenaciousKory said:
do you think "you know nothing jon snow" would lose viral potentiality if it didn't have internal rhyme
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That's part of it, but I think the way it's said leaves open the sexual innuendo.

Like, smoking hot red head tells me I don't understand how to eat box and she wants to show me.

I'm on board with that.

"You don't fully understand the situation, Jon Snow" doesn't provide that same push toward cunnilingus.
 
"not traditionally attractive"

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Y'all moving too fast. On the "type" discussion, I first met my wife at a cookout where I was doing the grilling. She showed up with a veggie burger and I told her there was no way I was going to taint the purity of the grill with a vegetable patty. She said, "Well, fuck you, I'll do it myself." Whatever that is, is apparently my type.
 
DeacInVermont said:
Y'all moving too fast. On the "type" discussion, I first met my wife at a cookout where I was doing the grilling. She showed up with a veggie burger and I told her there was no way I was going to taint the purity of the grill with a vegetable patty. She said, "Well, fuck you, I'll do it myself." Whatever that is, is apparently my type.
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this is a pretty great origin story
 
DeacInVermont said:
Y'all moving too fast. On the "type" discussion, I first met my wife at a cookout where I was doing the grilling. She showed up with a veggie burger and I told her there was no way I was going to taint the purity of the grill with a vegetable patty. She said, "Well, fuck you, I'll do it myself." Whatever that is, is apparently my type.
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Ok that’s also my type. We get a lot of submissive, jesusy let the husband lead and make all the decisions and bend to his will types around here and I could never get another erection if I was married to that type. I really feel like you need to fear your wife just a little bit to truly love them.
 
mako1331 said:
Ok that’s also my type. We get a lot of submissive, jesusy let the husband lead and make all the decisions and bend to his will types around here and I could never get another erection if I was married to that type. I really feel like you need to fear your wife just a little bit to truly love them.
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My brother married one of those and her facebook posts make me want to do self-harm.
 
I married the crazy tattooed type and now she’s a successful highly paid executive hell bent on tearing down the patriarchy of which I am apparently the poster child. Prayers needed.
 
man, google's AI must be really whirring today making connections with my search entries
 
WRS said:
I married the crazy tattooed type and now she’s a successful highly paid executive hell bent on tearing down the patriarchy of which I am apparently the poster child. Prayers needed.
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thoughts for sure, but no prayers
 
Duke is now requiring a permit for the gravel parking lot by their cross country trail that everybody uses for walks and hikes and I know they can because it’s private property but seriously fuck Duke
 
Also speaking of CT, that guy is certified bananas (even tho Johnny bananas exists)
 
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