CTPh Bored new baby dad Kenpoms fun and money

[Biff Tannen]

Come on now, I am a world class negotiator, I do this kind of thing for a living. I walk into boardrooms and other lawyers quake with fear.

Of course I put my tail between my legs and met their demands.

Good thing you didn't try writing them a letter. We know how that would work out.

 

[deaconson]

At least he's gonna post the letter now.

 

[TimmyClutch]

At least he's gonna post the letter now.

I'll cross the river over to the Commonwealth for ya bud.

 

[mako1331]

And of course when the race finally comes back to North Wilkesboro, this happens.

https://www.wxii12.com/article/north-carolina-wilkesboro-nascar-radio-speedway-race-bubba-wallace/43973711

 

[TownieDeac]

Do I get the Maryland flag tattoo now or do I wait until closing? I am unsure about how that all works.

Unfortunately I will be shouting “LEARN TO DRIVE” when I see you doing some dumb shit on Constitution Ave with your Maryland plates as is my DC driver right

 

[TimmyClutch]

Unfortunately I will be shouting “LEARN TO DRIVE” when I see you doing some dumb shit on Constitution Ave with your Maryland plates as is my DC driver right

(my poor boys are gonna have such a complex, born in Texas, raised in Maryland, rooting for Boston teams, they will probably get a palmetto moon tattoo just to complete the set)

 

[BarcaDeac]

Where in MD?

And Townie is 1000% right.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Do i fully expect Wake to catastrophically fail at sports at the most painful time ? 100%

i'm not one to knock an extended bit, but doesn't seem like a fun one imo

 

[TimmyClutch]

Where in MD?

And Townie is 1000% right.

Silver Spring. My old car has already had DC, VA and MD plates, so this wont be anything new.

 

[YoungBuck95]

congrats @TimmyClutch !!!

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Wife had to pluck a tick off my taint this morning. Rad.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

i learned about kouign amann pastries way too late in life but they are ELIte

 

[BarcaDeac]

i learned about kouign amann pastries way too late in life but they are ELIte

Indeed. Best I’ve had is, appropriately enough, at the bakery named for them in Montreal.

 

[Mt. Olive]

Someone complained about people bringing up stuff from many pages back. Guess it's my turn. I'm jealous of everyone that gets to work from home. I also realize that if I had that option I would fail miserably.

 

[birdman]

Wife had to pluck a tick off my taint this morning. Rad.

Y’all ready to be totally grossed out?

Spoiler

I once had a tick in my urethra. Like literally up inside the opening to my dick. I noticed when I went to take a piss and got a split stream. I tweezed it out. That was an awful experience.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

i'm not one to knock an extended bit, but doesn't seem like a fun one imo

the bit is probably ready for it's death. It's out of hope anyway

 

[birdman]

Y’all ready to be totally grossed out?

Spoiler

I once had a tick in my urethra. Like literally up inside the opening to my dick. I noticed when I went to take a piss and got a split stream. I tweezed it out. That was an awful experience.

I don’t know why the spoiler i isn’t showing up.

Edit: fixed

 

[deacdiggler]

Wife had to pluck a tick off my taint this morning. Rad.

time to finally install indoor plumbing my man

 

[deacdiggler]

WIN

 

[deacdiggler]

heading to lexington BBQ for lunch today