Chat Thread: Windy’s the pirate pilot of this Chat, if he gets with the ultraviolet dream.

[Strickland33]

y'all like those cosmic crisp apples?

fuckin game changers if you ask me

 

[deacdiggler]

How you like them apples

 

[06deacon]

He thinks they’re fuckin game changes

 

[06deacon]

Team red delicious here, now that’s what I call an apple. Red like America and delicious like America.

 

[mako1331]

Team red delicious here, now that’s what I call an apple. Red like America and delicious like America.

Man, I hope you're joking and don't actually enjoy eating soggy cardboard.

 

[06deacon]

Just kidding no one likes those. On the rare occasions I buy apples I get like fujis or something like that.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Apples are the worst fruit straight up. Good in stutf, but they need help.

 

[06deacon]

Man, I hope you're joking and don't actually enjoy eating soggy cardboard.

Are they even soggy? I guess they are. They’re dry and mealy, yet soggy and mushy at the same time. Baffling

 

[mako1331]

Every week we buy 2 qts strawberries, bunch of blueberries, a bag of apples, a bag of clementines, and a shitload of bananas. Usually throw some raspberries or blackberries in as well. They never even make it to Thursday. Little kids demolish fruit.

 

[DeacInVermont]

Just had terry blacks bbq and now am entering a food coma

Super jealous. I did not get lunch today and I've got a board meeting after work. Or maybe I'll just call it "intermittent fasting" and feel like I'm accomplishing something.

 

[tigerswood]

Oh we talkin' fruit ova here? My off the cuff apple rankings:

1) Cosmic Crisp
2) Snap Dragon
3) Honeycrisp
4) SweeTango
5) Pink Lady
6) Gala
7) Fuji


179) Red Delicious

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Every week we buy 2 qts strawberries, bunch of blueberries, a bag of apples, a bag of clementines, and a shitload of bananas. Usually throw some raspberries or blackberries in as well. They never even make it to Thursday. Little kids demolish fruit.

It’s not the trips. It’s this kind of conspicuous berry consumption that tells us you’re rich beyond belief

 

[06deacon]

My kids are not particularly fruit hounds but then again I rarely buy berries. Just bananas, which I eat every day and they act like they hate.

If I’m buying fruit for them it’s a pineapple, which are like $3 and take 5 minutes or so to deconstruct and chop up. Or cantaloupe, which is not my preference to buy off season melons like that but they love them. And in the summer, massive seedless watermelons.

 

[06deacon]

Also they eat school lunch because fuck you.

 

[Strickland33]

Oh we talkin' fruit ova here? My off the cuff apple rankings:

1) Cosmic Crisp
2) Snap Dragon
3) Honeycrisp
4) SweeTango
5) Pink Lady
6) Gala
7) Fuji


179) Red Delicious

feel like we've got similar taste in APPLES bro

 

[mako1331]

I don't even know why I click on the SB anymore. I was actually feeling pretty good for a Monday afternoon.

 

[Deacfreak07]

I don't even know why I click on the SB anymore. I was actually feeling pretty good for a Monday afternoon.

It’s strange that college coaches suddenly seem to actual be worth their salaries, because it seems like such a miserable job now.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

So i guess I was announced at the new company and now im getting LinkedIn requests like crazy.

Also…I have an administrative assistant apparently. Y’all thought I was an insufferable business wonk before

 

[ImTheCaptain]

So i guess I was announced at the new company and now im getting LinkedIn requests like crazy.

Also…I have an administrative assistant apparently. Y’all thought I was an insufferable business wonk before

I hope they learn your martini preferences ASAP

 

[DeacInVermont]

So i guess I was announced at the new company and now im getting LinkedIn requests like crazy.

Also…I have an administrative assistant apparently. Y’all thought I was an insufferable business wonk before

They'll have your favorite haberdasheries in their phone contacts in no time- if they know what's good for 'em!