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Is danthedeacsfan Over Here? Anyone Remember His Dildo Story?

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I'm hoping someone has that story archived somewhere. I could use a good laugh. It involved a dildo and a running start. Delete if this should not be shared anymore.
 
Did he actually tell the story? If so, did he tell it to people with healthy brains that can remember things? If both of the above are true, then yes, someone remembers. Surely he does.
 
My brains are far from healthy, but that story was the funniest on the boards since the advent of harv. Alas it was on the old boards, so even if there was a search function no one should use it because it would mean you would have to go back there. I remember it being about his wife wanting to experiment with putting a dildo up his ass which he agreed to, only to be surprised that she got a "running start". That dude was very honest with his anal fixation which made his stories very funny.
 
Ex > dildo > running start > anal fissure.

That pretty much sums it up.
 
it really was an epic thread. I think it was a thread about telling your darkest secret or maybe just weird sex stories, and then danthedeacsfan busted that out and fucking won the internet for a day.
 
Deacon923 said:
it really was an epic thread. I think it was a thread about telling your darkest secret or maybe just weird sex stories, and then danthedeacsfan busted that out and fucking won the internet for a day.
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I believe it was the "What is the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done" thread.
 
Do you remember how long ago it was posted?
 
I remember it all too well. This thread just reminded me and since I know what danthedeacsfan looks like, it disturbs me further.
 
BEHOLD THE MERMAID:

"well here goes probably the most revealing post about dtdf. i hesitate in even typing this, but i must uphold my no holding back reputation.

i have a small anal tear from an incident that may or may not involve an anal vibrator & my wife taking a running start from across the room for insertion. i can't believe i am telling anyone this... the incident took place about 4 years ago & it still flares up!! thank goodness for an excellent hand held sprayer, in our shower, that has allot of pressure & some of the hottest water known to man!! when that doesn't work, i get the water as hot as i can bear & lay in the tub for about 30 minutes. i have made many a post here from that same position!! the position in the tub, not the other one...

to answer your question, yes it was worth it!! that is definitely the man's g-spot!! i damn near passed out. only recently have i attempted it again, with the same result!! not the tear, but the ending, pun intended, result was even better. this time some "ease" & allot of lube was definitely used!!

so i said all that to say the grossest thing i do is i have to spray scalding hot water into my arse to get relief. i was going to attempt another reason i had an anal tear, but that would be unlike me!! i really hope she doesn't google my username anytime soon...

this is me hesitating to click post....here goes!!"
 
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On a serious note, I'm glad that although anonymous neg rep has disappeared, moonzzzz is still able to express himself via tags. I think it's important for him to do so. A healthy outlet for him.

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Say Hey Deac said:
BEHOLD THE MERMAID:

"well here goes probably the most revealing post about dtdf. i hesitate in even typing this, but i must uphold my no holding back reputation.

i have a small anal tear from an incident that may or may not involve an anal vibrator & my wife taking a running start from across the room for insertion. i can't believe i am telling anyone this... the incident took place about 4 years ago & it still flares up!! thank goodness for an excellent hand held sprayer, in our shower, that has allot of pressure & some of the hottest water known to man!! when that doesn't work, i get the water as hot as i can bear & lay in the tub for about 30 minutes. i have made many a post here from that same position!! the position in the tub, not the other one...

to answer your question, yes it was worth it!! that is definitely the man's g-spot!! i damn near passed out. only recently have i attempted it again, with the same result!! not the tear, but the ending, pun intended, result was even better. this time some "ease" & allot of lube was definitely used!!

so i said all that to say the grossest thing i do is i have to spray scalding hot water into my arse to get relief. i was going to attempt another reason i had an anal tear, but that would be unlike me!! i really hope she doesn't google my username anytime soon...

this is me hesitating to click post....here goes!!"
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wOOF!
 
Well a good friend of mine told me on fb that there was NO WAY I could miss seeing this thread, here in The Pit. He was right. There aren't many things like seeing your name & DILDO, in the same sentence that will wake you up like you had drank a pot o'coffee. #1. Thank you Cookout for getting the EX factor out there first-you had everything correct except the dildo part. #2. NOT A DILDO-there is a difference between dildo & an anal vibrator. #3. No TSY, it wasn't a thread about the gayest hit I have ever done, but it damn well almost turned into that after mine & DHD's post. It was a grossest thing you have ever done thread. #4. Thank you SayHey. I knew someone would have something saved somewhere. I'm never gonna be able to run for political office now. Hahahaha!! #5. Our(dtdftoy, aka: gf & I) friends have, I'm sorry, they HAD no idea about this until someone inside our group was on the boards during that time & he tells the story to all the guys & a couple girls one night. So any sexual innuendo or joke is referred to me & 30 feet back or Dan's gonna want you to get a running start before you do that. Ahhhh, the memories of spilling my guts to y'all every night, back in those days. #6. The guy that posted on my fb was a football player at the time. So basically, he saw it for the first tine yesterday. If people are laughing about it, I don't care.
 
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