Let me paraphrase what you guys sound like right now:
HEY, NASA, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU STREAM HULU TO MARS AND BACK SO I CAN WATCH "JERSEY SHORE 10: BACK TO THE GUIDO" WHILE I LOOK AT MARS ROCKS IN HIGH DEFINITION? IT'S NOT LIKE THE EARTH AND MARS ARE ANYWHERE FROM 54.6 MILLION AND 401 MILLION KILOMETERS APART DEPENDING ON THE SECOND AT WHICH YOU DO THE CALCULATION AND BOTH ARE HURTLING THROUGH SPACE AT 30 KM/SEC, WHICH IS ABOUT ONE THOUSAND TIMES FASTER THAN A BULLET.
I MEAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, NASA!
WiFi ON A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE FOR CHRISTSAKES!