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1/4 people who groom their pubes injure themselves

I am of the 25% that have suffered an injury which begs the question- Am I doing it wrong?

I will never do it anywhere but in the privacy of my own bathroom by myself (who can do it lying down? who uses someone else?). I use an electric razor without guard to do the suprapubic region down to the base of the shaft and then the upper inner thighs. The hair on the scrotum and perineum is much more difficult to cut due to inability to press the razor directly on the skin in these areas. I usually hover as close as I can to the skin in these areas, but due to the curly and flimsy nature of the hairs here I have occasionally received a painful nick when I attempt an overly aggressive close cut.
 
It's cooler and your balls don't stink as bad. Do it for yourself.
 
WFcatamount22 said:
This shit. I don't need to shave my pubes so i can look like a pre-pubescent child. Once a girl commits a sucking that d, she isnt going to stop when she finds out you have pubes.
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because you already look like one?

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WFcatamount22 said:
This shit. I don't need to shave my pubes so i can look like a pre-pubescent child. Once a girl commits a sucking that d, she isnt going to stop when she finds out you have pubes.
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But she might be less inclined to DT that shit if she's going to get a mouthful of short and curlys.

I've always wondered about dudes who don't at least trim the hedges. Are you OK with full bush on your lady?
 
CantStandYa said:
But she might be less inclined to DT that shit if she's going to get a mouthful of short and curlys.

I've always wondered about dudes who don't at least trim the hedges. Are you OK with full bush on your lady?
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Honestly as a no good millennial I have never encountered this, but I think I would be cool with it. I prefer some hair, down there. I want to know I am fucking a women and not a 12 year old girl.
 
WFcatamount22 said:
Honestly as a no good millennial I have never encountered this, but I think I would be cool with it. I prefer some hair, down there. I want to know I am fucking a women and not a 12 year old girl.
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I like a little something on woman but not a 1970's quilt. I keep mine groomed.

It was interesting to be at Wake from 1995 to 1999.

1995: Girls have fairly full bush and the most common underwear were those Victoria Secret satin bikini panties and basic bras. Seemed hot at the time. Fitted clothes were unheard of, girls were pretty sloppy. It was a bit of a coin toss when the clothes were coming off as to what you might find.

1999: Shaved or close to it was the norm, thongs were the norm, sexy bras were the norm, girls were starting to wear tighter or more attractive clothing at times other than Friday and Saturday night.

I got a real education when by luck or God's Grace I chose an apartment close to Shand's hospital at UF when I went there for law school. Nursing students at a big uni....damn. I lived like a porn star for 8 months. They were shaved, fit and had none of the prudish hang ups of Wake girls.

Then I met my wife. (Taps).

What women wear to the office today was considered "going out to hook up" garb in the mid to late nineties. Things have changed for the better. High five yourself, millennials.

Thanks internet!

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Have nicked my balls a few times. Can smell my ball sweat (or musk) when they're shaved so I quit doing that nonsense. I shaved everything once on impulse and will never do that again. It was bizarre beyond belief. Sometimes I trim a bit, but mostly it's just bush time. I'm a man. I should have a fucking bush. The modern girl is all into buttsex so I really don't think they're that hung up about dudes with pubes. If a girl is going to take a dick in the ass but be grossed out by a few pubes in her teeth, well then I guess she'll get a load in the ass instead of the mouth.
 
EatLeadCommie said:
Have nicked my balls a few times. Can smell my ball sweat (or musk) when they're shaved so I quit doing that nonsense. I shaved everything once on impulse and will never do that again. It was bizarre beyond belief. Sometimes I trim a bit, but mostly it's just bush time. I'm a man. I should have a fucking bush. The modern girl is all into buttsex so I really don't think they're that hung up about dudes with pubes. If a girl is going to take a dick in the ass but be grossed out by a few pubes in her teeth, well then I guess she'll get a load in the ass instead of the mouth.
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EatLeadCommie said:
Have nicked my balls a few times. Can smell my ball sweat (or musk) when they're shaved so I quit doing that nonsense. I shaved everything once on impulse and will never do that again. It was bizarre beyond belief. Sometimes I trim a bit, but mostly it's just bush time. I'm a man. I should have a fucking bush. The modern girl is all into buttsex so I really don't think they're that hung up about dudes with pubes. If a girl is going to take a dick in the ass but be grossed out by a few pubes in her teeth, well then I guess she'll get a load in the ass instead of the mouth.
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I'm 50, and without question this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Absolutely no question about it.
 
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