Attention Marketing, Branding, AD Dept., Higher Ups: Wake Needs a Beer... Stat!

[RattlerDeac]

this board is full of comedic geniuses, marketing gurus and scratch golfers!!!

 

[Neurodeac]

Having gone to WFU in an era when you couldn't even put the word beer on a party announcement, this discussion is hilarious. I'll harken back to that era and propose: Baptist Blue Ribbon beer. Not bad for the money, but you don't want to be seen with it in public.

 

[sailordeac]

OGB Tunnels Beer: More hate, less thinking.

 

[DeacDaddy]

Ruddy Red

Danny Manning’s Glass of Half-Ass

And for the theater-going set, Scales Ales

Clearly I’m just looking for ways to pass time till football season.

 

[NYCDeac]

WF Hoops: Beyond the Pale Ale

 

[deacfan78]

Keep it simple.

Baptist Black Stout

Old Gold Ale or Lager

Mix the two for an Old Gold and Black (Black and Tan)

 

[deacobell]

Unwiped Ale: a nonalcoholic lite beer

 

[DeacsATS]

Manning: "Beer? We just need to make shots."

 

[PhDeac]

Manning: "Beer? We just need to make shots."

That’s good.

 

[shogun6066]

Jamill's 1 Hitter Quitter. An extremely strong beer that if you take one sip of after already being drunk, will knock you on your ass.

Probably some kind of Scotch Ale.

 

[DownEastDeac]

Having gone to WFU in an era when you couldn't even put the word beer on a party announcement, this discussion is hilarious. I'll harken back to that era and propose: Baptist Blue Ribbon beer. Not bad for the money, but you don't want to be seen with it in public.

To get around it the party sponsor would merely put in obviously beer-related puns: One of my favorites I recall in the 70's occurred during winter exams: "Pearl Harbor Day party: come and get bombed off you butt!"