I hear that sit down wipers also prefer the toilet paper roll with the paper coming from underneath the roll. Commies.
Lol, doing a weird balancing act on the toilet does not seem appealing whatsoever. What's the benefit of wiping without fully standing? I feel like you're missing out on the full power and accessibility that provides you. Probably a lot of partially wiped asses running around.
tilt onto one cheek, the left one if you're a righty
use right hand to position wad of TP at the bottom of shitty crack
wipe shit out
drop into toilet through opening created by tilting to one cheek
repeat if necessary
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tilt onto one cheek, the left one if you're a righty
use right hand to position wad of TP at the bottom of shitty crack
wipe shit out
drop into toilet through opening created by tilting to one cheek
repeat if necessary
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I wasnt going to go here butt....when you stand up, any leftover shit, which is the reason for wiping gets smushed together between your ass cheeks and smears along your crack and chode. By wiping while still in a "sitting" position, your ass is naturally spread open and you dont get the shit smushing. Its science.
I wasnt going to go here butt....when you stand up, any leftover shit, which is the reason for wiping btw, gets smushed together between your ass cheeks and smears along your crack and chode. By wiping while still in a "sitting" position, your ass is naturally spread open and you dont get the shit smushing. Its science.
:laugh: how much leftover shit do you have?I wasnt going to go here butt....when you stand up, any leftover shit, which is the reason for wiping btw, gets smushed together between your ass cheeks and smears along your crack and chode. By wiping while still in a "sitting" position, your ass is naturally spread open and you dont get the shit smushing. Its science.
I wasnt going to go here butt....when you stand up, any leftover shit, which is the reason for wiping btw, gets smushed together between your ass cheeks and smears along your crack and chode. By wiping while still in a "sitting" position, your ass is naturally spread open and you dont get the shit smushing. Its science.
Lol, doing a weird balancing act on the toilet does not seem appealing whatsoever. What's the benefit of wiping without fully standing? I feel like you're missing out on the full power and accessibility that provides you. Probably a lot of partially wiped asses running around.
if ass leaves seat, it's not sitting anymore.
I wasnt going to go here butt....when you stand up, any leftover shit, which is the reason for wiping btw, gets smushed together between your ass cheeks and smears along your crack and chode. By wiping while still in a "sitting" position, your ass is naturally spread open and you dont get the shit smushing. Its science.
I don't even know how standing works. How big are your butts that you have to do a "weird balancing act" to reach your undercarriage? Or how small are your seats? Is this a sex difference?
This is getting really personal but ladies - do any of you wipe anything while standing?
Okay, I'll let the boys argue this one out then.
:laugh: how much leftover shit do you have?
If you have nothing to wipe