bobknightfan
Banhammer'd
1. Life is not fair, get used to it.
2. Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for them.
3. If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
4. Your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
5. Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't.
6. Life is not divided into semesters and you don't get summers off.
7. Television is not real life. In real life people have to actually leave the coffee shops and go to jobs.
8. The world won't care about your self esteem.
9. You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
10. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents called it opportunity.
11. If you're born poor, it is not your fault....but if you die poor, it is your fault.
2. Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for them.
3. If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
4. Your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
5. Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't.
6. Life is not divided into semesters and you don't get summers off.
7. Television is not real life. In real life people have to actually leave the coffee shops and go to jobs.
8. The world won't care about your self esteem.
9. You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
10. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents called it opportunity.
11. If you're born poor, it is not your fault....but if you die poor, it is your fault.