Brangelina RIP

[TheTwinAndreBen]

If you are Brad Pitt you don't have to pick between either, you can bang whomever you want.

 

[deacondamo]

If you are Brad Pitt you don't have to pick between either, you can bang whomever you want.

yeah, this is kind of the deal guys.

 

[DistrictDeacon]

Dear Lord she's gorgeous.

Good plastic surgery is a wonderful thing.

 

[CDeacMan]

Jenn showed the longevity. Twelve years ago Angelina was other worldly. Not so much now.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Jenn showed the longevity. Twelve years ago Angelina was other worldly. Not so much now.

It's from having all those kids.

 

[marquee moon]

Jen is a crazy loon

 

[RubbinsRacin]

Like the kind of crazy that comes up with creepy internet parodies based on people's real life details or just typical diva celeb crazy?

 

[Brangus]

Jen is a crazy loon

The crazy loons are the best in bed.

AJ is kinda nutty too, or at least she was back in the day. I guess that's his thing.

 

[Deadbolt]

The crazy loons are the best in bed.

Goddamned right they are.

 

[ITK]

Brad's true love has always been weed.

 

[Milhouse]

less sassing

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Obvs if you are Brad, you are going way younger from here on out. Defs no more marriages.

Still tho, he will prolly dip the wick in Anny one more time just for shits and giggles and bc he can.

 

[CantStandYa]

 

[BostonDeac]

child abuse, not cheating

 

[WakeTheNation]

child abuse, not cheating

child discipline, not placating

How do we know this isn't the case instead?

 

[DeacWatcher]

If he did bang Cotillard and that's what this is all about, then I hope it was worth it. Like Brangus said she can be hot when made up and has a big rack. Not my style but could be a wildcat in the sack.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Hot with a big rack is not your style. Noted.

 

[DeacWatcher]

When you take off all the make up and all that's left are boobs is not my definition of hot.

 

[Biff Tannen]

When you take off all the make up and all that's left are boobs is not my definition of hot.

 

[DeacWatcher]

That's all fine and good but can be a killer come morning.