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[TownieDeac]

tryna lighten things up here

 

[RattlerDeac]

For RJ: a horse's head and a horse's ass

 

[Wakeforest22890]

"Looking much better Mrs. Pelosi."

 

[RJKarl]

Did Boehner set up my Secret Service squad?

Damn, I've got a 50yo, 5'5 Asian guy in front of me, a Jewish nerd has my right and a bald accountant supposedly has my back.

 

[TownieDeac]

"Get that horse a voter ID."

 

[york1313]

"Nice to meet you Sarah Jessica Parker"

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

"That chick either wants to fuck me or just fucked the horse".

 

[jhmd2000]

"Tell Ferris I Said Hello."

 

[marquee moon]

"Get that horse a voter ID."

This is the joke you set yourself up for?

 

[TownieDeac]

This is the joke you set yourself up for?

I'm funnier in person

 

[DeaconCav06]

"If you like your vet, you can keep your vet."

 

[PhDeac]

"If you like your vet, you can keep your vet."

Winner so far.

 

[EatLeadCommie]

"Why the long face, Audrey?"

 

[DeacinBama]

[not a caption]crazy eyes to the right of the horse wants to suck some presidential cock[/not a caption]

 

[jhmd2000]

Basketball fan Obama Names Incoming Glue Guy to Cabinet

 

[Deacfreak07]

"If you like your vet, you can keep your vet."

Winner so far.

Yea. Hard to imagine this getting topped.

My attempt: "Obama Consorts with Arabians"

 

[marquee moon]

"Why does every headline say I shook hands with a Horse?"

 

[demondeacfreak]

Obama reaches out to the party of neigh.

 

[Biff Tannen]

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU LIKE I DID CATHERINE THE GREAT!