CDC issues alarming warning

marquee moon · Sep 29, 2013

BillBrasky · Sep 29, 2013

Good. Population control couldn't be more scientific.

WakeandBake · Sep 29, 2013

I called that shit

demondeachem · Sep 29, 2013

Keep pounding those Z-Packs people!

BobStackFan4Life · Sep 29, 2013

Antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea, which currently responds to only one drug: 246,000 infections per year

Shit's getting scary out there y'all!

PhDeac · Sep 29, 2013

Could Obamacare give you the super gonorreah? More at 11.

marquee moon · Sep 29, 2013

PhDeac said:
Could Obamacare give you the super gonorreah? More at 11.

Just dwarf aids

dmcheatw · Sep 29, 2013

evolution is a lie

Go · Oct 1, 2013

Keep bathing your children in Purell dumbasses

meandmyuncleDeac · Oct 1, 2013

The good news on top of that is that the CDC, NIH, et al. shutdown today!

demondeachem · Oct 1, 2013

Purell doesn't breed resistance. However overprotective hygiene can whack out your immune system.

Go said:
Keep bathing your children in Purell dumbasses