This townhouse is too small for my family at Christmas time. Both of my brothers are sleeping on day beds. One in the office and one in a guest "bedroom"
I'm not bitching. I'm just seriously considering getting a hotel room for Friday and Saturday.
My kid took mint Oreos and made S'moreos for Santa... I'm not sure what Santa thinks about that.
OMG in-laws
"You know those cookies will get bigger, right?"
No fucking shit. I'm 27 goddamn years old and had a whole extra year staying home baking with my mom before starting kindergarten.