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Chat Thread 161:Toogs jerks off to animal porn

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why wash your hands after you peed? is your dick super dirty and/or are you pissing all over yo' self?
 
buckets said:
Well I don't pee on my hands... Soooo...

There should be a dick washing station in bathrooms to clean off the germs from my hands
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You should set up a kickstarter for that. The Japanese would love it.
 
wfudkn said:
You should set up a kickstarter for that. The Japanese would love it.
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The #chemists are way ahead of you.

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DistrictDeacon said:
OFY. Just got Comcast to lower my bill and give me free Showtime.
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did this the other day - "Raheed" helped me out big time; dropped our bill from $124/mo to $79/mo for the same thing.
GIMME DAT INTRO OFFER PRICE!
 
TownieDeac said:
the "cavemen did it for millennia" argument is pretty fucking terrible

they also ruthlessly murdered each other and died in their thirties
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Cavemen ate gluten, which is why I'm gluten-free. Let me tell you all about why gluten is evil.
 
TexasDeac10 said:
No, really. What the fuck?
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It's real. Some Lithuanian dude was pissed at the dog for stealing his mom's chickens so he said dogs can fly and threw him off the bridge and posted it on YouTube. The dog lived. The guy got arrested.
 
Check that. Dog later died after being expected to live.
 
More follow-up:

http://betweenthelines1992.blogspot.com/2010/04/can-we-forgive.html

My friends put that video on youtube. At first I didn't believe I did it, because I was that drunk. I have no excuses, it's truly unforgivable. The dog is pretty good I think. I gave him away, cause I couldn't live with such a crime. I was thinking about visiting him, but I'm feeling so bad about it, I can't.. Also, I can't because I'm in jail at moment for 8 months.
Ill never be near alcohol again. Cant have it in prison, and the moment I come out, I think that committing suicide would be the thing to do. Don't worry, I'm getting beaten up.
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townie, i think i repped you for it and may have thanked you on the thread, but thanks again for the 2014 top 50 albums list. my workdays have been infinitely better since i saw it, and i've discovered some new bands i really like.
 
werrrd worth my drama queen freakout when people teased me to hear that it had good recs
 
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