Chat Thread Outback: Beta Cuck Wins Next Chat Thread !!!! :(

[lbE08]

most impressive, though one might ask if you're vegan aren't you already vegetarian?

true, true... but how will people know your skills if you don't tell them?

 

[BarcaDeac]

I am in need of a vegan mathematician sea kayaker to run my french hotel restaurant

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

the best is "cuisine"

 

[lbE08]

personally, I love how microsoft office is just lobbed in there, right between 'banquet operations' and 'sailing.'

 

[lbE08]

I am in need of a vegan mathematician sea kayaker to run my french hotel restaurant

then boy, do I know the guy for you!! bonus: he's also quite skilled in jazz.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

seems like he's trying to be optimal for search engines

 

[ImTheCaptain]

marketing is the last one on this list but not sure if that's for emphasis or humility's sake because damn, this guy is don draper level

 

[TownieDeac]

I am in need of a vegan mathematician sea kayaker to run my french hotel restaurant

i may have a candidate for you

what role need s/he play in making lists

 

[lbE08]

seems like he's trying to be optimal for search engines

or really good at streaming consciousness writing exercises. That's how it comes across to me when it gets down to "sailing, sales, sea kayaking, swimming..."

 

[Paul Hogan]

Probably would be better alphabetized.

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

I try to maintain a very aware "there but for the grace of God go I" attitude about human suffering.

but you're a satanist, so wouldn't that reverse the meaning

 

[TownieDeac]

but you're a satanist, so wouldn't that reverse the meaning

there but for the grace of god go i, down from heaven, to earth for a while to chill and offer humans knowledge and fun stuff

 

[lbE08]

Probably would be better alphabetized.

alphabetization is not listed as a skill.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

How cracked of a phone screen are you guys willing to tolerate before getting a screen replacement? Dropped mine the other night (fuuuuuck) and despite a tempered glass screen cover, I now have a nice arc-shaped hairline crack down the middle of my phone. Don't worry though - tempered glass screen cover was fine (WTF). It is annoying, but not SO annoying that I was compelled to immediately run out for a $110 screen replacement. But not sure how long I am willing to hold out.

 

[TownieDeac]

i did it for a really long time

it's not ideal

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Then again, I just pooped my pants


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Life is a give and take.

 

[BarcaDeac]

How cracked of a phone screen are you guys willing to tolerate before getting a screen replacement? Dropped mine the other night (fuuuuuck) and despite a tempered glass screen cover, I now have a nice arc-shaped hairline crack down the middle of my phone. Don't worry though - tempered glass screen cover was fine (WTF). It is annoying, but not SO annoying that I was compelled to immediately run out for a $110 screen replacement. But not sure how long I am willing to hold out.

I had a hairline crack running down the length of my screen in my old phone for about a year but I couldn't feel it. Then the day before I was going to replace it dropped the fucker on the sidewalk and shattered the fuck outta the screen. Was pretty amazing timing.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

but you're a satanist, so wouldn't that reverse the meaning

You're overthinking this, RSF. It's just a saying. Also, Satan is actually pretty cool and doesn't really want people to be miserable and suffer. He wants us all to be cool with each other and not be dicks.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

The crack will probs get worse now that it is there. I usually wait for the second drop / crack goes from annoying to really annoying

 

[dartsndeacs]

I'm not sure I'm strong enough to survive persistent back pain, this is the worst


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