We’re not animals. We’re just normal men.Without them we live with the animals
mako meets kid with 10 jobs. Feels seen.I'm always amazed at the resilience of kids. I had mentioned one of my favorite kids a month or so ago who had a cancer recurrence. He had his last chemo treatment Monday and yesterday anchored the 4x100 team that set a new school record. He hasn't missed any school outside of his chemo treatments and he has those early in the morning so he can get back to school the rest of the day. In his place, I'd be a giant puddle of shit wallowing in my own misery and the unfairness of the universe, but he hasn't missed a single assignment and has kept his 4.0. Dude is an absolute inspiration.
Depends. What does your spouse think about this dream?Is that the dream when you’re 29 and married to a hot blonde?
We love wearing out bits, don’t we folksWe’re not animals. We’re just normal men.
Windy throws fire bombs on the way out the door ! Well player sir ! ! And so humble :swoonThe company I just left took down 911 service in 3 states last night
The real problem is the Palestinians getting in the way of everything. #wrongthreadThe fucking Israelis and Iranians are determined to screw up my vacation. HOW DARE THEY
Ah... but did she... know it?This belongs on the pretentious things thread but in the Creative Writing department at ECU i took classes with a girl who had poet tattooed on her forearm and you can imagine how fun conversations with her were.
It'll come back around. #ctWe love wearing out bits, don’t we folks
I for one appreciate the deaconson brand of humor.Ah... but did she... know it?
Not all of my jokes are dad jokes obvs, but I was volunteering at my daughter's off off off off out of NY state off off broadway hs production of curtains this week. Last night was her ensemble debut. Brought the house down. Described herself in the hand bill as "her first time on stage." I digress, I was serving dinner to cast/crew during their lead up to opening. I was helping carry some stuff for a milfy super mom who said, "nice to meet you." I absent mindedly responded, "nice to be met." I added the bu du dum ting as the punctuation.I for one appreciate the deaconson brand of humor.
We’re not animals. We’re just normal men.
Not all of my jokes are dad jokes obvs, but I was volunteering at my daughter's off off off off out of NY state off off broadway hs production of curtains this week. Last night was her ensemble debut. Brought the house down. Described herself in the hand bill as "her first time on stage." I digress, I was serving dinner to cast/crew during their lead up to opening. I was helping carry some stuff for a milfy super mom who said, "nice to meet you." I absent mindedly responded, "nice to be met." I added the bu du dum ting as the punctuation.
"You must be a dad." Finest hour? Probably not mine.