But I just got my med card and some edibles that will probably change how I feel feelings so you better hurry it up
I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, that's never happened before. Do I have AIDS?
mako
LCD Soundsystem’s The Long Goodbye nearly reaches the heights of Stop Making Sense.
Stop Making Sense is a perfect concert/record.
I would say that roughly 2 out of every 5 days I find myself pulled from slumber by one of my wife’s bed rattling trumpet of the swan morning farts. She’s a petite woman, but I think she unknowingly sleep eats bags of almonds. She triggered the goddamn baby monitor in the two year olds room this morning. Her room is two doors down and across the hall.
I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, that's never happened before. Do I have AIDS?
mako
I've never heard my wife fart
I've never heard my wife fart
The two things are probably unconnected.
Do they make lady mufflers?
You’ve smelled them though, right?
Unless you’re sweating from having unprotected sex with someone who is HIV+ yeah.
Anybody else remember that ELC story?
Not that one specifically.