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Collegian, 21, Is Rescued Off Colorado Mountain High On Mushrooms And Naked

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I like Roger's comment:
Sure, you or I call for a cop and we're lucky if one shows up in a half hour, but a call for a naked coed comes in and 35 rescue personnel show up within a few minutes. Thirty-five!
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Crazy college kids these days. In my day we could handle our shrooms and the cops left us alone!
 
Somewhat surprised it took her this long to start her career. With a name like Taylor Powers, was nudity ever in doubt?
 
The two dorks with her restrained her after she took her clothes off? They sound like a couple of tools.
 
nah, they should have put some Allman Bros in her iPod and sat her down by a pretty lake or something and let her trip comfortably
 
Along these lines, one afternoon I was walknig around the corner from my place in Beverly Hills to get a bit to eat. I saw a walking BH cop, another one a bike, a motorcycle cop, a cop in a cruiser and a cop in a Tahoe all around a car. None of them had their lights flashing.

What's odd is each block there is really short. There's a 4-way stop sign on each corner and there is a big dip at each corner. I couldn't figure out what this person could possibly have done to attract all those cops.

Then she got out of her car. She was one of the 5-10 most beautiful women I've seen. I guess there was justification. :)
 
RJKarl said:
Along these lines, one afternoon I was walknig around the corner from my place in Beverly Hills to get a bit to eat. I saw a walking BH cop, another one a bike, a motorcycle cop, a cop in a cruiser and a cop in a Tahoe all around a car. None of them had their lights flashing.

What's odd is each block there is really short. There's a 4-way stop sign on each corner and there is a big dip at each corner. I couldn't figure out what this person could possibly have done to attract all those cops.

Then she got out of her car. She was one of the 5-10 most beautiful women I've seen. I guess there was justification. :)
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WakeandBake said:
nah, they should have put some Allman Bros in her iPod and sat her down by a pretty lake or something and let her trip comfortably
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No doubt, if you are a shroom noob you gotta be with people who can talk you off the ledge when things start to get weird.
 
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