CraigsList: Get Your Stepdaughter Hooked Up Edition

[RollWave35]

Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida This Weekend on the 40 - $1 (Sec 36, Row 19)

My step-daughter's date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game...

1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.

The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.

P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)

Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!

Thanks!

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/tix/4072491764.html

Game's this Saturday, so go ahead and get your resumes in ASAP.

 

[DG3]

Manifest get on that!

 

[rjequalsmj]

Should not have included the face shot.

 

[RollWave35]

Should not have included the face shot.

I certainly wouldn't want a Pit poster to get suckered into this without knowing all the facts.

 

[Ball State Deac]

Should not have included the face shot.

Agreed. Still, 1.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Should not have included the face shot.

Pretty amateur hour whore-out move by step-pops

 

[ITK]

She kinda looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Also? Stepdad why do you have full body shots like the last one of your daughter. Creepy.

 

[wfudkn]

Pretty amateur hour whore-out move by step-pops

I bet she lives at home and he's ready for her to GTFO of the house.

 

[GoDeacsGo]

She kinda looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Also? Stepdad why do you have full body shots like the last one of your daughter. Creepy.

Well it IS Tennessee.

 

[bym051d]

It's too bad Jim Breuer is married.

 

[Go]

Some of the trolls that post on here wouldn't last 25 seconds in her.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Some of the trolls that post on here wouldn't last 25 seconds in her.

I'll take that bet. Which orifice are you specifically referring to?

 

[DeaconBrews]

bhole i think

also a vols fan? tell her you're the walter white of appalachia she'll lap it up

 

[marquee moon]

She's a double bagger.

 

[CHillDeac]

Also? Stepdad why do you have full body shots like the last one of your daughter. Creepy.

Even creepier is the fact that the last shot was taken in a motel room.

 

[BillBrasky]

Yeah a whole lot of creepiness going on with this situation